21 ways for advertisers to die!

As an advertiser

There are always 30 days every month when I feel hopeless

Staying up late to work overtime, quarreling and complaining... the reasons are too numerous to list...

Here are 21 ways advertising people die

If you have been shot, please raise your hands...

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More than 12 hours a day in front of the computer

——Death by radiation

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Staying up late to work until 3 a.m.

——Sudden death due to fatigue

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Staying indoors for long periods of time without moving

——Joints die due to aging

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Smoking too much when you are creative

——The castration was so delicious that it was suffocated to death

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Party A keeps modifying the plan

——Jumped from the rooftop and died

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Often not eating on time

——Died of pain from gastroenteritis

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Older singles with no partner

——Being nagging to death by all the relatives

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The advertisement did not work well after it was released

——Being criticized to death

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Client's internal pitch failed

——Being laughed to death by colleagues

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There is only one day left before the deadline. I have work to do.

——Delaying death from cancer

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Party A proposed various weird modification suggestions

——Angry to death

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Communicate with customers all day long

——Foaming at the mouth and died

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Three phone calls a day failed to collect the final payment from the customer

——Scolded to death by the boss

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I am too busy to go home on weekends and holidays.

——Burned to death by family members

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The idea is very good, but others don’t understand it.

——Depressed to death

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Various meetings are held every day. How many hours does each meeting last?

——Bored to death

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I stared at the computer for a long time but couldn't come up with a good idea.

——Suffocated to death

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A junior high school classmate who I haven't contacted for many years asked me to write a copy

——Roll your eyes too hard and die

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"Okay Mr. X, I'll change it right away" after hanging up the phone "Fuck! SB!"

——Died from split personality

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After 38 revisions, I finally changed back to the first draft.

——Tortured to death

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When the proposal was finally passed

——Happy death

In fact, none of the above is anything

The real way to die is to have no customers to torture you