4 modules teach you how to use marketing thinking to seduce girls

"I will be 27 after this birthday. I will chase a girlfriend next year even if I have to pay for it (working hard expression)", Xiao Ming made a birthday wish in the QQ group, and below was a row of blessings and encouragement from his gay friends. Does this scene look familiar? In fact, most men have never held the hand of a woman other than their mother until they are 27 years old.

As a product manager , I find it normal to hear a programmer making such a wish. After all, he is ape and does not understand the love language of women, so it is understandable. But when I saw my friend who works in marketing make this kind of birthday wish, I almost vomited blood.

Xiao Ming, are you really in marketing?

To be honest, there is basically no difference between marketing and picking up girls. If you don’t believe it, you can read this article. It will help you learn how to market and pick up girls, and then you can get a raise after picking them up!

Since this is a humorous article about learning marketing and picking up girls at the same time, I will definitely not tell you about any specific routines such as "Customer Surrender Value Theory", "Ueda T Theory", "4P, 4C" etc. It is divided into the following modules:

• A tall building rises from the ground – psychological construction
• Building a building also requires choosing a location – Target group positioning
• High-rise buildings should also be divided into types: publicity function and experience function
• Product thinking builds a tall building-marketing MVP test
• Gaolou Finance Department – ​​Marketing Costs
• High-rise buildings also use new technology – data review

A tall building rises from the ground – psychological construction

There was once a silly boy who wanted to pursue a long-legged goddess. He went through a lot of trouble to ask the goddess out and was determined to confess his love to her this time. After making a plan, I went to a restaurant with my goddess in the afternoon that I usually don't want to go to. After the meal, my goddess said that the food was not good and she was in a low mood. Then I went to the park with my goddess. I had several opportunities to confess my love to her, but I couldn't say it and felt regretful. I watched a romantic movie with my goddess in the evening. She burst into tears at the climax of the movie. I excitedly grabbed her hand and was ready to confess my love to her, but somehow it turned into: Do ​​you want a tissue? I felt so sorry for myself. After leaving the cinema, I sent my goddess home. The journey was so long that my palms were sweating, but I still didn't dare to confess my feelings. Finally, I sent the goddess back to her apartment, in return she said: Be careful on the road, and I couldn’t sleep all night.

I have experienced these four emotions: depression, regret, self-pity, and insomnia, because I was the little fool mentioned above, and I was so green at that time. Later on, chasing girls was as easy as cutting melons and vegetables. Looking back at my experience, the first step in pursuing a girl is to prepare yourself mentally. Don't act too serious, it's no big deal.

Diao Ye once said: "To do marketing, you must first learn to be scolded." I strongly agree that the first step in marketing is to be prepared to be scolded. It is normal for marketers to have low psychological and moral bottom lines. People with fragile hearts should not do marketing.

For example, when I forwarded the article "Learning Methods That Can Make Your Monthly Salary Exceed 10,000 Yuan" to a group of product peers, a director-level executive immediately laughed at me for being ignorant of the world and daring to donate a few thousand yuan, which is only a fraction of his salary. In fact, no one takes it seriously. When writing an article for marketing, of course you have to use a catchy title.

Building a building also requires choosing a location – Target group positioning

To pick up girls, you must first learn how to position yourself. If your positioning is not correct, you will never be able to get a girl no matter how hard you try. For example, I am ugly but talented, so when I am dating girls, I should not touch those who must marry handsome guys.

The same is true when doing marketing. When planning a marketing plan, you must first identify the target group. Give up some customers. If you don’t give up, you won’t be able to do it well. For example, if you are in the elderly industry, the design should not be too fancy. (By the way, I recommend the book "Positioning")

High-rise buildings should also be divided into types: publicity function and experience function

One day at noon, the well-known marketer Wu Handi said in a voice message in the flute friends club group that many people cannot distinguish the difference between promotion and experience when doing marketing, and are doing things completely opposite.

What is the publicity that Teacher Wu is talking about? Promotion is about attraction, prompting consumers to try the product for the first time, such as inviting celebrities to endorse, subway advertisements, events, etc.

What is the experience that Teacher Wu is talking about? Experience means that after using the product, you feel it is good, develop trust in it, and want to buy it again next time, which leads to repeated consumption, commonly known as repeat customers. For example, the food in the restaurant is particularly delicious, the Apple phone is particularly easy to use, etc.

The same goes for picking up girls. Many otaku technicians can't tell the difference between attraction and trust when pursuing girls. Just a few days after meeting a girl, he told her that he had a stable career, was filial to his parents, was loyal, and had handed over his salary card. After waiting for a long time, the girl could only send: You are a good person, really. Afterwards, I could only cry to my gay friend, asking why a certain girl just didn’t like me even though I was so good and had to choose a certain scumbag instead. If you are lucky, you can wait for the scumbag to hurt the girl, and then happily become the one to take the blame. If you are unlucky, you can only watch the goddess find scumbags again and again and never choose "such a good" you.

This is a typical single guy who doesn’t understand the difference between attraction and trust, woof woof. Let me give you a direct answer. The key factor that determines whether a girl is willing to choose you as her boyfriend lies in short-term emotional attraction. You attract girls, and then they will be interested in you and want to know who you are (to be your girlfriend). What are the points that can attract girls? For example, being humorous, loving life, having a spirit of adventure, being good-looking, talented, brave, romantic, having a high social status, having potential, and being rich, etc. If you can show some of these elements and attract your goddess, she will consider entering into a romantic relationship with you.

Being a good person is not unimportant. You can only experience being a good person after the goddess becomes your girlfriend, and it determines whether you can get along for a long time.

Some stupid businessmen complain: "My product experience is good, it's just that consumers are stupid and don't know how to choose my products." This is a typical case of not knowing the difference between marketing promotion and marketing experience.

Product thinking builds a tall building-marketing MVP test

The full name of MVP is Minimum Viable Product, which means minimized viable product. When there is market uncertainty, product managers will design experiments to quickly test whether your product or direction is feasible. If the hypothesis is verified, then we will invest resources to enter the market on a large scale; if it fails, then it will be a quick trial and error, and we will adjust the direction as soon as possible.

This method can actually also be used in marketing. You can have a marketing plan and then test it on a small scale. If the plan is verified, you can then invest resources to do this marketing on a large scale. However, the effect is not good, so adjust the direction as soon as possible and design a new marketing plan.

When talking about serious things, I don’t want to talk about picking up girls, so just pass it by. You can do MVP testing on girls, test their interests and favorite routines one by one, and find the right one and keep using it.

Gaolou Finance Department – ​​Marketing Costs

If you can pick up an ordinary girl with A-level appearance for 500 yuan in a month, I think you are very awesome. If it took you 50,000 yuan and one year to get it, why don't you just die?

Love is priceless. The above is just a joke. I actually want to make an analogy that if you spend 500 yuan on marketing and it brings in a 5,000 yuan increase in sales, that's great. If you spend 50,000 yuan on marketing and it only brings in a 5,000 yuan increase in sales, why don't you just die?

There are definitely business costs in any business link. It’s okay to have costs, but there must be output. Only when the output ratio is appropriate can it be good marketing. Remember this.

High-rise buildings also use new technology – data review

If you don’t want to do marketing blindly, you need to record the data from the beginning of marketing, and then analyze the gains and losses of each link based on the comfort you get. You can also propose optimization plans based on the data. The most obvious example is the data analysis tool that comes with the WeChat public account background. You can refer to it.

When it comes to picking up girls, think carefully about every stage of your relationship, what you did well and what you didn't do well enough, and then make corrections and improvements.

To summarize as usual: If you want to do marketing well, the first step is not to be afraid of being scolded by others, but to be afraid of no one paying attention; the second is to narrow the customer base and accurately position the customer base; the third is to divide marketing into promotional marketing and experiential marketing; the fourth is to continuously conduct marketing MVP tests to find feasible solutions; the fifth is to calculate the cost of marketing; and finally, as the times progress, we learn to use data analysis.

I wish all the single guys to learn marketing well and pick up girls, and after picking up girls you can get a raise in salary, and have a successful love and career.

Also, if your girlfriend reads this article, please believe me: Although I use tricks, I give my heart sincerely.

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