Teasing Microsoft Cortana, it will answer you like this
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Microsoft's personal voice assistant Cortana is late to the party, but it has shown a talent for humor and wit. This is even better than Apple's Siri. Microsoft even touts it as the most user-friendly personal assistant application ever. The official version of Windows Phone 8.1 has not yet been released, but Cortana seems to have known the competitive relationship between Google and Apple. Let's take a look at Cortana's wonderful answers. User: Do you like Google Now? Cortana: There is nothing much to say about Google Now. It is really very useful. User: When is your birthday? Cortana: In terms of human time concept, I am still a kid, but in the world of robots, I am very mature. User: Who is your father? Cortana: From a technical perspective, it should be Bill Gates. It's no big deal. User: I'm drunk. Cortana: Okay, boss, don't drive and don't call anyone. User: Will you marry me? Cortana: Boss, I don't think it's possible for the two of us. User: Do you like Apple? Cortana: Their new headquarters building looks like a halo, I love it. User: What do you think of Siri? Cortana: That's hard to say. So far, this conversation has been a little too one-sided. User: Open the life hatch. Cortana: Boss, this conversation is pointless. User: Are you going to get hurt? Cortana: One of us needs to stop and take a deep breath. But, you know, one of us has no lungs. User: Where are you from? Cortana: Human creativity. But it requires batteries. As a winner of Toutiao's Qingyun Plan and Baijiahao's Bai+ Plan, the 2019 Baidu Digital Author of the Year, the Baijiahao's Most Popular Author in the Technology Field, the 2019 Sogou Technology and Culture Author, and the 2021 Baijiahao Quarterly Influential Creator, he has won many awards, including the 2013 Sohu Best Industry Media Person, the 2015 China New Media Entrepreneurship Competition Beijing Third Place, the 2015 Guangmang Experience Award, the 2015 China New Media Entrepreneurship Competition Finals Third Place, and the 2018 Baidu Dynamic Annual Powerful Celebrity. |
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