PS4 version of "Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball 3" experience: It's too uncomfortable to hold it in. A game that prevents gentlemen from reaching orgasm

If we ask which game is the most popular among players in March, then Ubisoft's "The Division" is undoubtedly the most anticipated 3A masterpiece. But if we ask which game is the most anticipated by players, then Koei Tecmo's "Dead or Alive" IP may be an outlier among the masterpieces, especially the "Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball" series, which is famous for selling meat, and it is a game that makes many gentlemen always remember to prepare Nutri-Express.

When Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball 3 was released on March 24, but Taobao was slow to deliver, some people said that the game was sold out as soon as it was released. It has to be said that Koei Tecmo's Dead or Alive IP is so popular. However, after getting this highly anticipated game, I always felt that the 400 yuan was not worth it. It's not that the selling of the sex scenes is not done with care, but as a game, it is really too childish.

Spring is everywhere, and the meat is sold to the extreme

"Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball" is jokingly called "Milk Volleyball" by many players. It is conceivable how the content inside is not suitable for children. However, it is indeed a major feature of this IP. Not to mention the female characters in the "Dead or Alive" fighting series with long legs and curvy figures, the setting of bursting clothes alone has urged many gentlemen to come and buy it.

But "Breastfeeding" is different. The original characters are from "Dead or Alive", plus the beach scene is specially prepared for selling nudity. No matter which of the 9 girls is selected, KT will expose as much as possible in character creation. Except for Mary Rose, the breasts, beautiful buttocks, and even the key parts between the buttocks are constantly given close-ups under the random adjustment of the camera...

I have to say that in terms of the sex plot, KT may have really invited a great god, not to mention how hard he worked. In almost every scene of the game, you can see scenes that girls can't bear to look at. It makes people feel that the whole game is a foil to the sex. Of course, seeing these scenes, there is no man who is not Liu Xiahui, and KT has been singing for many years with this tune.

Foreplay is too slow and orgasm is too short

When you enter the game, you have to say that in addition to selling sex, "Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball 3" is obviously a real interactive development game. Sports competition? Sorry, you can go to 2K next door. And when players think it is a good game where they can take turns to tease 9 girls, don't panic, you have time to work.

The day system is also common in other games, such as Final Fantasy 13: Thunderbolt, where players may feel that every day is too long to save the world in 8 days. However, in Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball 3, the estimated game time of a day often makes you want to crush the Nutri-Express bar next to you.

After choosing a target from the 9 girls, the daytime activities can begin. Although there are not as many as in "Yakuza: Kiwami", the 6 games such as beach volleyball, beach flag grabbing, rock climbing, tug-of-war, etc. may make you confused. However, for gentlemen, these are just for watching some erotic animations when they are free.

Although it is an interactive photo game that seems to be under the banner of sports, but taking the game of beach volleyball as an example, yes, it is indeed beach volleyball, the name of the game does not deceive you, the game design is quite good, catching the ball, passing the ball and smashing, even the operation is a multiple setting of joystick + button, not to mention it is done in an orderly manner.

At the beginning, the camera will deliberately linger on the back of the girl, so that the girl's beautiful back, buttocks, and the little movements of adjusting her swimming trunks from time to time are all visible. If someone with poor self-control had not had a good control, they might have blushed.

The power of Soft Engine 2.0 is quite good. When catching the ball, diving, jumping and smashing, you can see the soft chest also produces a very graceful resonance reaction. When it comes to some key match points, the camera will pull from the high position during the game to a close-up, and sometimes you can see a little different scenery.

However, there is only one thing I want to complain about: Pants-stripping demon, are all the production staff of your "Breastfeeding" from the AV industry? The game is well-made, and the foreplay is also very good, but why is the process so soft? I can win by closing my eyes and pressing X, and the girls in it can catch the ball and spike the ball by themselves, and the operations are not that difficult at all.

Of course, in addition to volleyball, I guess the gentlemen’s favorite games are water tug-of-war and butt-butting games. It’s also about pressing a button, but you don’t have to close your eyes this time because the openness of the screen doesn’t allow you to do so. In addition to sexy provocative actions, no matter which side loses, you can see the girls’ wet bodies. Of course, the wet body benefits also include jumping blocks, which may be the most difficult mini-game in this game. You can perform QTE according to the symbols marked on the cushion, but I haven’t won yet.

Of course, other games also come with blushing and heartbeating processes, but for gentlemen, games are not important at all. If you don’t want to play games, you can switch to the newly added island owner mode, take photos, and flirt.

Beach volleyball can be regarded as the longest game in this game. If you choose this, then congratulations, you only have one more game time before it goes into the night. And the girls' favorability is only improved a little bit.

I spent 400 bucks on this night and you show me this?

In the real world, those single guys always have such a dream, to spend the night drinking and partying with girls, and needless to say, what happens next.

However, "Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball 3" is simply crazy. The whole plot is played backwards. During the day, they show as much as possible and are as provocative as possible. They move where they should and shouldn't. But at night, everyone becomes a decent woman and at most they roll around on the bed by themselves. The island owner can at most take some photo albums. If they want to interact, they can pay for it. And it's not the kind of in-depth interaction between people.

As for the so-called late-night interaction, I can only say Glory, I lost to you, you even brought out the beauty roulette to cause trouble, roulette, weight guessing, this may make many old drivers excited, want to see them take off their clothes after winning? Forget it, even if Glory has this setting, you can only see their avatars.

This is not even as good as the strippers in "GTA5", at least you can touch them for money. It's even worse than "The Witcher 3", at least there are small movies to watch.

Money is the master, moving bricks is better than heaven

Is this the extent of this game? KT will not let go of the players' precious time so easily. In theory, this game, apart from the sex scenes, gives people a sense of light entertainment, but in Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball 3, the saying that money is the boss really applies.

In addition to buying a lot of expensive special "color" swimsuits to dress up these beautiful girls, you can improve the girls' favorability at any time and anywhere in the game. If the favorability between you and the girl is high enough, and the money you earn can afford a magical secret ticket, you will be lucky enough to enjoy the girl's pole dancing.

However, the premise is that you have to have money, so for the sake of money, you need to constantly shuttle between the only 6 small games and the casino at night, day after day, day after day. Then, you will find that the numb way of the assembly line has made you forget why you want to make money in the first place.

Finally, I guess the correct way to play this game is: open the game, flirt with girls, take some photos, earn some money by moving bricks, buy some swimsuits for the girls to put on and admire, then close the game, turn on the computer, find some good things, equip yourself with Nutri-Express, and go to sleep.

That's right, even if they all have hot bodies, perfect personalities, and boobs that shake and buttocks that show, they can't stand the factory assembly line-style gaming experience. And it's a 9*14-day experience. In the end, you will wonder, what am I working so hard for, it's not as good as the boob shaking and monster-killing experience brought by the same gentleman game "Senran Kagura".

Even though the previous game had some shortcomings in character design, the classic cutscenes and mini-game designs are much better than this generation. Even though "Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball 3" has a sophisticated design, can this kind of interactive photo album-like game really satisfy gentlemen by paying 400 yuan?

Conclusion: Although Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball 3 has reached a good level in terms of modeling, and the application of Soft Engine 2.0 is more in line with the requirements of gentlemen, this game as a whole is not a good game. However, according to KT's past practice, this game is mainly aimed at fans and gentlemen.

However, for players, if you just want to take a look at the girls, you might consider giving it a try and then getting Platinum and then letting it go. But if you are a gentleman who wants to play a game with richer content, then "Senran Kagura" on PSV is probably better than this. At least when you touch the screen, you can touch the girl's breasts and use your imagination.

As a winner of Toutiao's Qingyun Plan and Baijiahao's Bai+ Plan, the 2019 Baidu Digital Author of the Year, the Baijiahao's Most Popular Author in the Technology Field, the 2019 Sogou Technology and Culture Author, and the 2021 Baijiahao Quarterly Influential Creator, he has won many awards, including the 2013 Sohu Best Industry Media Person, the 2015 China New Media Entrepreneurship Competition Beijing Third Place, the 2015 Guangmang Experience Award, the 2015 China New Media Entrepreneurship Competition Finals Third Place, and the 2018 Baidu Dynamic Annual Powerful Celebrity.