As soon as I arrived at the company in the morning, I received an urgent work task. I heard that it was to organize a 2-hour online event on Cocos Chinese website and CocoaChina ! ! ! I decisively threw away the hot pancake in my hand, turned on the computer, waved my hands on the keyboard, and listed the outline of this event. The content is as follows:
Actually… my main job is to make the promotional poster for this event, which is an urgent and core task (it shows how important my job is). So, I didn’t even have time to go to the bathroom and hurriedly discussed the design of the poster with the art girl. After it was completed, I gave it to Master Yang for review: Editor: Master, how about this picture? Leader: The title is too bland~~~ Can you add some passion ? ! Editor: Uh... I understand! Master: Copy 1: Let other online education companies cry to death in the toilet! ! Copywriting 2: The great scholar is giving lectures, and it’s free? Copywriting 3: Liao Da cried anxiously, why haven’t you learned it yet? Leader: See if there are any more interesting copywritings, please suggest them. Editor: , this... Let me think about it!! ===============After the editor racked his brains=============== Editor: With the great master Quick personally taking action, online education is nothing but empty talk! It only takes the time to go to the toilet, and the master will teach you how to quickly make a Lua game. quickThe master will teach you how to fish for free! Leader: “Let me teach you how to fish!” What does that mean? Editor: Give him a fish! Leader: Are you kidding? Leader: I’ve taught you so many times, if you still can’t do it well, just swallow feces and commit suicide ! ===============After the leader's advice and an afternoon of processing=============== Editor: How about this? Leader: If I am not mistaken, the meaning of this picture should be that I want to commit suicide by swallowing feces ! Leader: Why? Editor: Didn’t you say that you would swallow feces and commit suicide if you couldn’t learn it? Pictures speak louder than words. Leader: Haha. You are awesome, you can understand it this way. Leader: Can’t you see that I want you to commit suicide by swallowing feces? Editor: …… Editor: I've already done it, so I'll just use this one, everyone who's seen it says it's good. (What I'm thinking is: What? You want me to swallow it? Humph, I'll use this one, so that everyone knows that the leader wants to swallow shit. Shh, don't let him hear it .) I never expected that the leader of the *** sect actually agreed by default, and the editor's task was completed. Now it's up to you all~~~ Let's start the activity! |
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