Me, a mobile phone driven crazy by remote work

Hello everyone, this is Wang Xueli’s cell phone.

Today is the third week that she and I have been staying at home together. I don’t know how she feels, but I’m going crazy.

7:00AM

On the first day of work, I woke her up at 7 a.m. as usual, and was prepared for her to close her eyes and choose "remind me later."

Unexpectedly, she said, "Hey, Siri, wake me up in an hour and a half" and went back to sleep.

Planning to be late on the first day? Looks like she's going to break her record of being late three times a week.

8:30AM

At half past eight, she finally got up. According to her usual habits, it would take her at least an hour to get ready before she could go out, and she would definitely be late.

From the corner of my eye, I saw her blow-drying her hair and drawing her eyebrows, and then... that was it? Where was her usual sunscreen foundation, concealer, eyeshadow, eyeliner, blush, contouring, and lipstick?

Why are you wearing pajamas under your coat? Who gave you the courage to be so sloppy, Fish Leong? 🤷‍♀️

10:00AM

It turned out to be a video conference, no wonder. 🤷‍♀️

It's really hard for her to find a neat background in such a messy room.

Hey, hey, hey, why is it dark in front of my eyes? Her cat is causing trouble again, throw it away!

11:30AM

Long-term self-isolation even made her develop the habit of talking to herself.

• "Brother Fang's face seems to be even squarer today"
• Why are their pajamas all plaid?
• "Why isn't it finished yet? I'm hungry."
• …

Hey, the sound is still on!🤦‍♀️

12:00PM

Finally it was lunch time. I thought I could take a break while she was cooking, but I ended up being taken into the kitchen with her?

Oh, I forgot she can't cook at all, she has to follow the recipe 🤷‍♀️

After an hour of chaotic cooking, the kitchen had become a "battle-damaged" mess, and even I was covered in grease.

Before I could rest, she dragged me to take photos and edit them to post on WeChat Moments...

Ah, I'm tired, I'm really tired.

3:55PM

Masks seem to have become a hot commodity recently. Every day I hear her on the phone telling her friends where to get masks and tell them to hurry and grab them.

Well, I recently added another task, which is to remind her to grab masks at 3:55 pm every day.

When the time came, she kept hitting "Buy Now", and even though it almost hurt me, I could only get the result of "Sold Out".

7:00PM

It's time to get off work! I can finally take a break while she watches TV.

"Ding" - another app knocked on the door. Let me see which one is so tactless.

Oh, it’s Feishu 🙂

Before I could react, she had already heard the prompt tone, picked me up and replied with a professional fake smile "I'm here"...

12:00AM

Cinderella will be separated from the prince at 12 o'clock midnight, and I will become the magpie bridge between her and the Hema delivery man at that time.

"Chicken breast, broccoli, potato chips, yogurt..." She was shopping while looking forward to meeting the Hema delivery guy tomorrow.

Because she spent too much time shopping, a message popped up saying "The guy is fully booked", which made her sadder than a broken heart that night.

No need to get up early to commute, no need to put on makeup, work and rest are all done at home... So this is the "SOHO" she has been talking about, it doesn't seem so good.

Although I have had the opportunity to experience being a "homebody" during this period, I still want to use my camera to see the energetic people on their way to work, the stray cats basking in the sun, the sunset in the evening, and let my motion sensors feel the leisurely walk that I haven't had for a long time.

What about you? When this period is over, what scenery do you most want to take pictures of with your mobile phone?

1:00AM

At one o'clock in the morning, when I was about to go to bed, I was suddenly pulled up.

Xueli opened DingTalk and clocked out...