Nowadays, liberal arts students have the final say on the Internet!

Recently, Xiao Nei saw a piece of news that made me laugh. After a period of silence, Li Yang, the founder of Crazy English, unveiled his new product, the "Crazy Phone". He claimed that this phone has a super long standby time, comes with Crazy English teaching materials, can also be used for self-defense, and has an absolutely great price-performance ratio.

This triple-proof phone that "guarantees passing the TEM 8" should be sold at a price of 799 at least. It seems that just one Luo Yonghao is not enough, and English teachers are going to form a group to get the phone.

In the Internet circle, which is originally for science students, in addition to these English teachers who come to stir up trouble, there are actually many liberal arts students who are "making waves". Xiao Nei will talk to you about their stories this time.

When a liberal arts man stops being gay and starts working on computers

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When Xiao Nei was a student, there was a widely circulated saying: "Once you enter the liberal arts field, it's like entering a deep sea. Straight men are no longer a thing of the past." This is the tragic fate of liberal arts men in a country of girls, who often become gay friends. But among them, some people are unwilling to be bound by fate and decide not to be gay but to pursue computer science.

Li Yang, a man of liberal arts, who has taught English, beaten his wife, worshipped Shaolin, and sold Amway, plans to write a new legend with his "crazy phone". Xiao Nei feels that this highly cost-effective phone, which has many features such as built-in English teaching materials, long standby time, loud external speaker, strong flashlight, and self-defense function, is the best summary of all the stories in his first half of life.

So, crazy fans, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and pick up the phone and dial the order hotline 888-96888. There are only 200 places available every day, so hurry up! You can't lose money by buying for 799, and you can't be cheated by buying for 799. You get the most cutting-edge technology and the highest standard experience!

Compared to Li Yang, who took the high-spirited route, Wang Ziru, who also majored in English, was much more aloof. From TechMessager to Zealer, he entered the circle of science and engineering men as an independent and objective third-party reviewer, commenting on and even complaining about the crystallization of technology. Wang Ziru's videos were completely different from those reviews full of hard data and mysteries, and quickly attracted a large number of supporters, and Zealer became one of the most influential review agencies.

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But the proudest moment is often the most dangerous moment. Luo Yonghao's complaint about his old friend Luo Yonghao and Hammer Mobile Phone, "You can be serious but don't be willful," quickly triggered a strong counterattack from Luo Yonghao on Weibo. Wang Ziru probably thought it was a "flirting fight" at first, and he had no idea what the outcome of the fight he agreed to would be. When an English man meets an English teacher, it's a complete rhythm of being crushed. Wang Ziru, who thought he would make great achievements in 2014, failed miserably, and Zealer subsequently put away its edge. Recently, they launched a second-hand mobile phone business. I wonder if this is a blessing or a curse.

Mr. Luo, who is also a liberal arts man, won the fight and defended his undefeated record in Internet fights, but 2014 was also a nightmare for him. He was ambitious to enter the smartphone industry, but after launching the Hammer ROM and the Hammer phone, the market poured a bucket of cold water on him. All liberal arts men who sell feelings in the mobile phone industry are hooligans.

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As for this year, Luo Yonghao, who is dormant behind the scenes, has not revealed any reliable information about the new phone, and there is still no news about T2. However, a "small hammer" aimed at the thousand-yuan price range seems to be not far away. When Luo Yonghao puts away those feelings belonging to the liberal arts man and stops telling stand-up comedy, can "Hammer II" really complete the unfinished mission of "Hammer I"?

Speaking of crosstalk, there is indeed a crosstalk performer in the mobile phone industry. I don’t know if it was for the sake of revenge for “Ziru Brother”, but Wang Zijian announced last year that he had obtained 30 million investment and would enter the smart phone field. He also showed photos of visiting the HTC factory and said that the mobile phone would be manufactured by HTC. The two sides had a very pleasant conversation.

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All of this seemed so serious that Xiao Nei thought that "Ziru brother" had a chance to get revenge. But after he finished his visit, everything fell silent again, and the mobile phone incident seemed to be just a stone thrown into the water on a whim. In order to find out whether this matter was reliable or not, Xiao Nei asked someone to inquire about it. The answer given by this liberal arts man who graduated from Beijing Normal University was three words: "Just teasing you."

Becoming a big shot, liberal arts students also have a bright future

If you think that liberal arts students can only be funny computer geeks, you are totally wrong. Under the leadership of former English teacher Jack Ma, Alibaba landed on the New York Stock Exchange last year with a record-breaking attitude. According to the current stock price and market value, Alibaba is far ahead of its domestic peers. Even the combined market value of Tencent and Baidu is only less than 20 billion more than Alibaba.

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Speaking of Ma Yun's background in English as a teacher, it not only made him speak well with foreign friends, but also brought him endless troubles. Teachers are generally good at speaking, and in the Internet circle, and even in the entire business world, being able to speak is indeed an advantage, but those who are good at speaking often make mistakes, not to mention that the ears of the wall are hard to guard against. Even Ma Yun himself reluctantly admitted that "I can't change my character of 'loving to teach others and teaching everyone tirelessly', but I am also used to others collecting and concocting various 'quotations and opinions'."

Coincidentally, Liu Qiangdong, who is often "educated" by Jack Ma, is also a liberal arts student. Liu Qiangdong, who majored in sociology, once said frankly that he chose the National People's Congress in order to become an official. Now it seems that although he did not become an official, sociology gave him the opportunity to become an e-commerce tycoon. Regarding this, he said, "Not only can sociology majors not find good jobs, but they can't find girlfriends, so I must start a business."

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In addition to being a bit of an accidental reason for Liu Qiangdong to start a business, sociology also gave him a mindset and eloquence that is not inferior to that of his neighbor, Jack Ma. Over the years, Liu Qiangdong has had many verbal battles with his competitors, and no matter who his opponent is, he never loses.

The most classic passage in Dong Ge's quotations is, "It feels like a man and a woman are doing something in bed in the middle of the night, and a neighbor peeks through the window, breaks the window and asks, 'What are you two doing?' The parties involved will of course say, 'We didn't do anything.' After a while, the woman got pregnant and couldn't hide it anymore, so everyone scolded her, 'Didn't you do anything at the beginning? How did you get pregnant? Why didn't you admit it at the time?'" Everyone understands what he means.

Renmin University, a famous liberal arts university, also produced another industry leader - Li Xueling, the founder of Huya. This philosophy graduate started his career in the Internet industry as an IT reporter. He was once known as one of the "Four Great IT Reporters in Beijing". Li Xueling could easily arrange a three-person dinner with Lei Jun and Ding Lei, or play a killing game with Robin Li. With both connections and resources, he later went south to found Huya, which was successfully listed in 2012.

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There are also many liberal arts students among the investment tycoons. Some of them chose to make mobile phones, some created e-commerce legends, and Xu Xiaoping, who used to be a "Chinese partner", carried on with his investment. There is a widely circulated saying about him in the investment world: "If you want to ask Mr. Xu Xiaoping for investment, you have to make him cry." According to a friend, in some projects invested by Zhen Fund, it was actually the entrepreneurs themselves who were moved to tears, which shows the appeal of Mr. Xu.

Unlike his peers who look at data and prospects and make cold and rational analyses, Xu Xiaoping has endowed Zhen with the so-called "snap decision-making, hot-headed decision-making" style. He firmly believes that once the arrow is shot, there is no turning back, but if a project does not make him excited within half an hour, it will not be favored by him. Therefore, among the projects invested by Zhen, there are many projects that are famous and successful, but there are also many projects that are famous but fail or disappear quietly. From 91 Foreign Teachers to Weimian.com, the sensibility of English teachers often brings negative effects.

As the saying goes, women are as good as men. Aren't there many women with liberal arts backgrounds who are powerful figures in the Internet industry? Gong Haiyan, the founder of Jiayuan.com, was once the top scorer in liberal arts in Taoyuan, Hunan. She knew nothing about computers and the Internet, and she chose to start Jiayuan.com because she was repeatedly deceived by black matchmaking agencies. After resigning from the CEO position, Gong Haiyan chose to start a second business in the field of online education. Unfortunately, her enthusiasm did not bring success again. Her three projects failed one after another, and she had to leave the stage sadly.

So, is it that sentimental liberal arts girls are destined to have difficulty adapting to the Internet industry? "Investment Queen" Xu Xin tells you that nothing is impossible. She graduated from the Foreign Languages ​​Department of the prestigious Nanjing University and has worked hard in the workplace for ten years, from banks to accounting firms to investment banks. She is simply a real-life version of Du Lala.

As early as the end of the last century, she had invested in many Internet companies such as ChinaHR.com and NetEase. Although she does not understand code, Xu Xin's understanding of the industry from the perspective of an investor is better than most people. After founding Capital Today in 2005, Xu Xin has gradually moved closer to the position of "investment queen" in the industry. The rise of industry companies such as JD.com, Tudou, Ganji, and Dianping is inseparable from the support of Capital Today.

However, Capital Today has also made mistakes. The companies they invested in, Tudou and Zhen Gongfu, were both hit by chain reactions caused by the founders’ marriage breakdown, which led to corporate crises. Even Xu Xin himself said helplessly that for companies he plans to invest in, he must interview the wives of married bosses, but “no one can guarantee that there will be no problems after the interview, nor can anyone guarantee that they will live together forever.”

So far, we cannot draw any conclusions about whether liberal arts students are inferior to science students through today's article. However, if someone continues to make arbitrary remarks such as "the Internet is the domain of science students, liberal arts students should get lost", the information I present today will be enough for you to teach him a lesson.