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This week was probably the Qingming Festival, right? Why did I see dog abuse again on WeChat Moments? Chinese people are already very good at showing affection... Envious foreigners also followed suit and showed affection - it was quite a big deal.

Microsoft releases Apple iPhone keyboard

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Microsoft is quietly becoming one of the best app developers for Apple's iPhone, and on Friday it unveiled its first keyboard for the Apple platform, the Hub Keyboard.

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Microsoft: I heard that you Chinese have the custom of commemorating the dead during the Qingming Festival. Let us learn from you and commemorate Xiao Qiao.

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Apple employee: Gates, please don’t show off your love and passion with Jobs!! It’s not easy to make a living!!

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Conspiracy theory: As a senior Apple mobile app developer, Microsoft must not want to say that it can make apps. Instead, it wants to tell Apple that it has mastered its system! So the phones that were unlocked during the fight with the FBI were not unlocked by someone assigned by Microsoft. It's all a conspiracy!

Musk must be someone who understands Chinese traditions very well. His way of commemorating Qingming Festival is to set off firecrackers.

SpaceX successfully recovers rocket at sea for the first time

On the 8th, the US Space Exploration Technology Company launched a "Dragon" cargo spacecraft to the International Space Station. The most noteworthy material was the first experimental inflatable space capsule. The first stage of the rocket launched this time also successfully landed on an unmanned ship at sea for the first time.

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Musk: Professional firecrackers, let the charm of technology resonate. It's so cool and effortless!!

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Anti-keyboard warrior fighter: Next, domestic keyboard warriors will surely envy others for their advanced technology! But in fact, the cost of repairing a recovered rocket is about the same as rebuilding one.

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Earth Demolition Team: There must be a limit to recycling rockets, don't end up recycling too many and turning the Earth into a cactus.

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Teddy Bear Breeding Agency: Up, down, up, down, up!!! SpaceX must be the reincarnation of Teddy Bear to have such a powerful force

Compared with these foreign companies, domestic companies are much more inspiring.

How far are driverless cars from us? Baidu proposes to mass produce them within 5 years

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Wang Jin, senior vice president of Baidu and general manager of Baidu's autonomous driving division, proposed a goal: "commercial use within three years and mass production within five years."

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Beijing driver: Faced with this kind of news that always wants to make news, the editor only needs one word to find the flaw: lottery!

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Domestic netizens: The reason why Google's driverless car is worse than Baidu's driverless car is that there is no Google service in China.

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Inspirational Baidu: You always criticize me for not being as motivated as Google, so I’m going to brag about it to you!

Compared with the above, the action of Mr. Ma below seems much more domineering

Alibaba invested in Ele.me, joined Momo group buying, and officially fully owned Youku Tudou

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The rumor that Alibaba had invested in Ele.me was finally confirmed, and Alibaba and Yunfeng Capital officially announced that they had joined the Momo privatization consortium. Youku Tudou announced that according to the merger plan announced on November 6, 2015, Youku Tudou and Alibaba Group had completed the merger transaction and officially became a wholly-owned subsidiary of Alibaba.

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The rise of an empire: In order to strengthen the control of the group's business, Alibaba Group ordered Ele.me, Youku, and Momo to go to Hangzhou every morning to attend the morning court and cheer three times in the conference room of Alibaba headquarters! !

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Didi toilet: Among the basic needs of human beings, food, clothing, shelter, transportation, eating, drinking, defecating, urinating, flirting with girls and watching movies. Alibaba is only one step away from serving the whole human race. . Stop him now

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Jack Ma: Buy! ! Buy! ! Buy! !

How can you spend money like Jack Ma without blinking an eye? The following guy will tell you: Make money with your strength

18-year-old hacker was prosecuted for stealing millions of passenger information of China Southern Airlines

According to the prosecution, Zhang Mouyu, born in 1996, is from Heilongjiang Province. He entered a certain information college in Dalian in 2014. In 2015, Zhang Mouyu dropped out of school before finishing his freshman year. From July 31 to October of the same year, he used the network "hacking" technology he learned on his own to first scan and invade the Baituo Business Travel B2B platform system, steal database information through system vulnerabilities, obtain the account password of China Southern Airlines' agent, and then use this account to log in to China Southern Airlines' ticket sales B2B system, write a program to download China Southern Airlines' order data, and use Alibaba Cloud servers and Amazon servers as proxy springboards to steal at least 1.26 million pieces of personal information of flight passengers.

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Chinese teacher: Actually, this is a typical example of a young man making a living by his own ability! He just did something he shouldn't have done = =.

Master of Movie Routine: Did Zhang say something like: I will retire after this job is done?

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Technology is not shameful: Technology is not shameful, but technology can be used to do shameful things

So, do less bad things and read more jokes! ! Forward it to educate those guys who work in technology!

The article is reprinted from the WeChat public account "Yiban" (ID: yiban51CTO)