In the midst of the unprecedented New Year's Eve haze, we have 8 exclusive secrets for operators

Today is January 4th, the second day after returning from New Year’s Day. The haze, riding on its skateboards and crossing the year, is coming to visit our great capital again step by step like claws. The air quality index is off the charts (500 is the upper limit).

I can’t see anything clearly in the circle of friends…

Friends at the airport, how are you?

When it comes to smog, the people of our great China have always been indifferent. Come on, come on. There's nothing we can do about it. How about some limericks to ease the tense atmosphere?

As for smog, I only breathe the one in Beijing. Compared with the heavy Sichuan haze, the fierce Hebei haze and the gloomy Guangdong haze, I prefer the mellow, authentic and unique rural flavor of Beijing haze. The low-temperature moist coal smoke from desulfurization and denitrification is fully mixed with the carbon aroma from straw burning, with the catalysis of exhaust gas and the background of low pressure, and finally blended with curling sulfur smoke, making it long-lasting and refreshing, dry and lingering. After inhalation, it stays in the lungs, penetrates the heart, and enters the marrow, making the taster's lungs burn and unable to stop. The fog is thicker in the south, and the haze is purer in the capital!

It even gave rise to the best essay of 2016, "The Haze Is Thick in My Hometown", which compared the differences in haze in different regions:

I have experienced the smog in Beijing . It is strong but gentle, fierce but short-lasting. It lacks the soul-stirring, calm and sophisticated style of Handan Laomai. After all, the history of the capital is too short, and experts can tell at a glance that its foundation is still weak. It's like a newly-appointed Qiu-style painted-face artist going on stage and yelling a few times. Although he is full of confidence, he lacks the profound charm of Qiu Shengrong.

Shanghai also has haze, but it is too light, too restrained, and too delicate, just like their petty-bourgeois sentiment. It is far less mellow than the haze in Handan, which goes up to the nose more. Every breath is refreshing and hearty, with a sense of heroic spirit of generous and tragic song.

As for Shijiazhuang , it is even worse. The haze seems thick, and once it passes through your nose, you can't cover up the smell of earth, and it has no layers.

We can talk nonsense one thing and another, but as a professional operator , shouldn’t we do something in this terrible New Year’s Eve haze?

The three classes have always been thoughtful. So early in the morning, we have prescribed 8 exclusive secret recipes for the operations guys, and now they are available to you!

Secret recipe 1: Inventory

There is so much to take stock of regarding smog days, and there is a lot to write about each of these ideas.

• "A review of the most bizarre anti-smog artifacts in history"
• 《A review of jokes about smog》
• 《A review of the differences between smog days at home and abroad》
• "A review of the five most smoggy days in the history of the imperial capital"
• "88 protective measures you should know against smog"
• "A review of the ten major moments in history when cities were besieged by smog"
• 《A review of the top ten popular articles about smog》

The above articles, coupled with the New Year's Eve haze, have received a lot of click-through rates.

Secret recipe 2: In-depth text

In addition to the above inventory articles, there can also be some new in-depth articles. For example:

• "What are those big guys talking about on a smoggy day?" 》

You can look through the Weibo and Moments of the big guys, or if there is a big guy around you, you can talk to him about how they are fighting the haze during this New Year's Eve.

In addition, the smog is very heavy, and chicken soup is indispensable. For example:

• "How bad does the smog have to get before you plan to leave Beijing?" 》

Give a bowl of poisonous chicken soup to all the men and women, young and old in the imperial capital. They will definitely be heartbroken after drinking it.

Secret recipe three: P-picture

PS masters can teach you how to create a good haze, like the previous "Makoto Shinkai, Your Name".

How cool! It allows everyone across the country to feel the friendliness of smog. At the same time, you can also make an H5 photo with the smog with one click, so that the whole world can share the smog and let friends in Sanya experience the joy brought by the smog. This will definitely go viral on WeChat Moments.

Qingxinpai can make a one-click haze removal H5. You can upload the haze photos you took, or even the pictures that you can't see clearly in your circle of friends. One-click haze removal H5 can clear the obstacles for you with one click.

Secret recipe 4: Maps

In addition to the one-click haze removal H5 mentioned above, map navigation products can also combine the advantages of their own LBS and add a "blow" function to provide directions with one click.

For example, if you can't see the road clearly while walking, you can turn on this product with the "blow" function, sweep and blow at the turbid air in front of you, and the haze will immediately go away.

Secret recipe 5: Foodie

On different smog days, foodies’ requirements for food will certainly be different. Others just take a simple puff and stop after a quick taste, which is not very satisfying! Foodies should savor the rich flavor of smog!

Let's have a super deluxe smog package, including Beijing's canned essence smog at 4 a.m. and Zhongguancun's plastic exhaust smog at 7 p.m....

Secret recipe six: activities

In addition to writing articles and creating H5s, you can also organize activities that everyone can participate in. For example:

• Launched the "Call for No Work in Toxic Weather" campaign;
• Launched the "Send care to outdoor workers (such as cleaners) in extremely toxic weather" campaign

These are activities that both demonstrate love and can attract a small amount of attention.

Secret recipe seven: attracting hatred

During the 2010 World Cup, the boss of a company in Beijing formulated the most awesome company system in history. The boss invited employees to watch the game, added Red Bull to the tea room, placed bets on the competition, and treated the entire company to a meal if Brazil won the championship. Because of this, he became popular on the Internet.

In addition to these, we can also show off other company benefits, such as holidays, trips, and even the company's new relocation address away from smog to establish a good and loving brand image.

Pull some hatred. Maybe the company will become famous!

Secret recipe eight: Reheating old dishes

We can rehash some old stuff and bring out the top ten jokes and predictions about smog. Perhaps we will come up with some new discoveries.

For example, the mayor of Beijing once issued a "life and death warrant": if the air pollution (control target) is not achieved by 2017, he will be beheaded. (Maybe it’s just a joke…)

Now, 2017 has arrived, and I wonder if the mayor...

After prescribing so many secret recipes, we still want to say one thing in the end: on foggy days, everyone must go out less and pay more attention to their health. I hope the smog will stay away from us forever and become a memory forever.

Of course, those selling masks should not take the opportunity to raise prices...

There is smog every year, but it is particularly severe this year.

If you don’t believe it, look up and see who God can spare.

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