These copywritings have made me laugh for a year

1/Milk advertisement

Copywriting : If you drink a bottle of my fresh milk every day for 5214 weeks, you will live to be 100 years old.

Do you think this is a false advertisement? No, it is actually a college entrance examination math question. 5214 weeks equals 100 years. If you can drink for 100 years, you will definitely live to be 100 years old. After thinking about it, this kind of milk will not prolong life, but it can test IQ.

2/Public Service Announcement

Copywriting: Garbage classification starts with me.

I was just wondering who wrote this slogan. I admire him very much, and I admire that he has such self-awareness. Garbage classification started with me, but I didn’t know which category of garbage I should be classified into. Recyclable, non-recyclable, or toxic and hazardous waste.

3/Coconut milk advertisement

Copywriter: I have been drinking it since I was a child.

I looked at it carefully and it was really big. It should be 36D, no, it should be around 30 years old. I don't think the authentic coconut milk is authentic at all. What is sold here is definitely not coconut milk, but papaya breast enhancement soup.

4/Soy sauce advertisement

Copywriting: See the picture below.

This advertising poster probably expresses that the soy sauce in my house is so delicious that I even lick the plates clean when I eat. But what I mean is, what the hell did you add to your soy sauce that it could corrode and discolor my plates. Tell me, is there poison in your soy sauce?

5/Rental Advertisement

Copywriter: Once you go in, you don’t want to come out.

I just want to ask if it is comfortable inside. If you are free this Sunday, I would also like to try it.

6/Humidifier

Copywriting: Since you had me, you will never be woken up by sex at night anymore.

It’s hard to imagine how bad the environment in your home is, and you are often woken up by the dryness at night.

7/Helmet Advertising

Copywriting: Friends who ride electric bicycles or motorcycles must remember to wear safety helmets, otherwise they will be recognized by classmates driving BMWs and Mercedes-Benzes.

This is definitely the most humanely designed safety helmet, with 360-degree full coverage to save your face. It seems that this kind of safety helmet should be very popular in the market.

8/ Nokia

Copywriter: Unfortunately, our after-sales department has closed down.

So miserable, so pitiful. I don't think this is because the after-sales department staff are not competent, it's because Nokia is too competent. No one ever comes to the after-sales service, and there will never be any problems. I really want to say that with a Nokia phone, my mother no longer has to worry about me changing my phone.

9/BBK Point Reading Machine

Copywriting: I just click on the parts I don’t understand, and my mom won’t have to worry about my studies anymore.

Hahahaha I burst out laughing. Finally we all understood each other: knowledge changes destiny. The little girl's grades were not good, and her fate could be dire.

10/RESTAURANTS

Copywriter: Come in and have a meal, otherwise, we will both starve to death.

I’ll starve you, the restaurant owner, to death, and make you, Jack Ma, poor to death.

12/Sunscreen

Copywriting: Time may not necessarily lead to love, but it will definitely turn into hatred.

Please speak nicely. How can being exposed to the sun for a long time be said to be "exposed to the sun for a long time"?

13/China Unicom Advertising

Copywriting: China Unicom, changing mobile life.

Their advertising slogans are really interesting. Move, change your life. China Unicom changes your mobile life. There is nothing wrong with China Unicom's slogan. It will divide China Mobile's users, grab China Mobile's market share and change China Mobile's life.

14/Chopstick Brothers

Copywriter: Why should I work hard? So that others won’t turn the table when you are picking up food.

Hahaha. For foodies, this should be the most inspiring copy of the year.

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