I am neither a turtle nor a stinky lady. Cover your eyes and guess who I am?

Flowers smile to birds, frogs sing to willows, warm wind blows everything. I seem to hear the call to get up. I lift the bark and stick half of my head out of the crack, squinting one eye to look at the sun. My brother sticks out his long head from the gap in the weeds and sniffs the wind. My sister pushes away the stones and reveals her tentacles like a little girl's braids to explore the clear sky. I don't know who gave the order to fly. We took advantage of the warm midday sun to fly to our favorite peach, pear, apple and other orchards. We have no teeth, but each of us has a conical mouthpart as hard as a steel nail, which is a straw. We suck the juice of young branches in spring and the juice of peach, pear, apple and other fruits in summer.

In July and August when cicadas are singing, we start to choose the back of tender leaves to lay eggs, usually 12 eggs. Why? Because the back of the leaves is cool and not exposed to the sun, protecting the eggs. In the next 3-5 days, we, the overwintering adults, will find unknown places with weeds and die, never to come to this picturesque forest again.

The eggs will hatch after 7-10 days, and they will quickly find the fruits they like, such as peach, apple, pear, etc., and suck the juice with a straw. If they can't find the fruit, they will suck the juice from the tender branches. After we suck the juice, the fruit surface will be black and sunken, and the local flesh tissue will be corked, and finally it will be a lumpy fruit. We don't care about these symptoms, we just want to grow up; in the cool autumn of late September and October, we all grow up. We have strong flying ability, and can fly 4-8 meters. We like to sleep in the upper part of the tree; when we encounter a disturbance or a dangerous situation, we will immediately pretend to be dead and fall under the tree; if we don't have time to jump, we will immediately fart and spray our own stinky liquid to drive away the enemy and protect our lives; before the cold winter comes, we will find a warm place that is waterproof, snowproof, cold-proof and hide, and meet again next year.

Hehehe, have you guessed who I am? Forestry experts say my full name is the hemp-skinned stink bug, a member of the stink bug family; because my back is dark brown with irregular yellow spots and dots; my antennae are black with the base of the fifth segment yellow, I am also known as the yellow-spotted stink bug; because fruit farmers often spray pesticides to kill me because I eat apples, peaches, and pears, I can fly but can't be killed, so fruit farmers pinch or strangle me to death with their hands. When people take action, I use my homemade "poison gas bomb" to blow and fart to smoke them, so forest farmers also call me "stinky sister", hehe, take a rest, that's all, I love you so much.