Weekly crooked review: To be honest, how old are you if you keep talking about the cold winter?

In the past, the transportation was slow, the letters were far away, and a lifetime was enough to deceive only one person. In this era of rumor revelry, winter is coming has been said so many times that it seems to have some meaning. In this wave of rumors, I, the editor, also have to bear some responsibility. . . .

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When the news of Chunyu Doctor going bankrupt and Baidu and Tencent preparing for winter started to spread, I was surprised. It seemed like life was really going to end! But the next moment, I was like a middle school boy holding a piece of grass and mocking you intoxicated people. Finally, think about it carefully, no one can escape being fooled. We have all been fooled by ourselves, and there are generally the following reasons:

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Top 10 Weird Psychological Characteristics of Social Networking Site Users

When we encounter all kinds of trivial things, our social networking-trained nature urges us to pursue instant gratification. After boasting about this wave of bullshit, we put on an afterthought, which reveals our relief and short-sightedness. Is layoffs and downsizing really a serious matter?

So, let’s start with today’s main character chicken wing combination - BT

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Following Alibaba's reduction in recruitment, Baidu announced that it would stop recruiting from outside the company starting today. If you want to join, you need Robin's special approval.

Tencent is going to stop outsourcing recruitment? BAT and Tencent are all working together to reduce recruitment

Last week, I fooled everyone by saying that we have many ways and methods to enter BAT, but this week, I was ruthlessly slapped in the face by several big bosses. Could it be that BAT has also learned a traditional Chinese martial art - checking water meters? Brothers, I can't help you get into the big factories now, but I can tell you this:

Don't listen to other people's nonsense, there is no such thing as a cold winter. They are just enjoying themselves in this circle and don't want you to have the benefit, comrades! Look how kind I am, I will let you understand the mystery of the problem in a minute.

After you believe my words, remember to work hard and repay me for not lying in the future~

Of course, if you really want to reason with me and say that the Internet is not doing well and the cold winter has affected everyone, I will throw my rice bowl in your face~~ Reducing recruitment is normal.

To make an inappropriate analogy:

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Lao Ma's family opened a five-star hotel, but no one came. Suddenly one day he asked the urban management to demolish the large open-air toilet in front of the hotel. Not long after, Lao Ma lived a well-off life that was comparable to that of the 7 Days Hanting Hotel and close to that of the Dubai Yacht. Lao Ma was so happy that his face was full of joy and his eyes were full of dirt. He praised the Urban Management Brigade as a conscientious enterprise in China!

Well, you see, if we compare downsizing and layoffs to house demolition, then it is still necessary.

If you still don't believe it, just look at Alibaba, which is also one of the Big Three. It has achieved moderate prosperity in less than a month after the staff reduction incident.

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Ant Financial becomes Ant-Man: Already a giant, but no timetable for listing

Foreign media predicts that Alibaba will acquire Sina Weibo within six months

Of course, the editor only lists two of the things here, but when the news came that Alibaba might acquire Weibo, we had to pay attention to this matter.

Of course, someone will ask: Why should I care about him? Didn’t you tell me last week not to meddle in things that have nothing to do with us?

I have to defend myself: That being said, don't you think this has a lot to do with us? Alibaba just hired fewer university graduates, but it has spent so many billions of its extra money recently. Although the salary has been cut recently, if it stops spending money to acquire companies, then it will give gold bars to employees, right?

Therefore, Alibaba's salary level is definitely the highest~ Tmall is coming to Beijing soon. Comrades who are interested, get ready to pick up money~

Speaking of money, the O2O boom seems to be saying: Burning money can keep you warm in the winter. So...

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O2O enterprise death warning: those fallen entrepreneurial stars

The mistake that must not be made: the truth behind the failure of 17 companies to enter the New Third Board

High-paid, low-skilled programmers have to bear half of the consequences of the programmer bubble

In fact, I think that every time someone talks about the cold winter, only these comrades need to get excited. We have been taught since childhood: it is definitely right to work hard, and don't blow the pen when there is nothing to do. As expected, those who don't have some strength will always be unable to eat as much as others. Today I heard that Xiaomi mobile phones can no longer sell as well as Huawei. Those who burn themselves to death with a fever are also sei. This disease must be treated sooner or later. .

Let me reveal something. I'm not going to hide it from you. I was thinking of finding a programmer to help me develop the O2O market for waste collection. But my dad beat me up with a two-dimensional foil.

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Friends who are interested can contact me. Once we have collected enough money, found the right people, and rented a venue, we will start a business together with chicken soup for the soul.

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There is never a good or bad era for starting a business

Well, this week's review of the distorted comments is almost over. Friends who want to start a business should be prepared to work hard and endure hardships. We can't do such things as cheating people. Regardless of whether you can cheat others, it's not good to be scared by those who always talk about the cold winter, right?

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Friends, we are not children anymore. Those who have watched more than 700 episodes of Conan are all children. Adults must know at least 600 ways of killing, be proficient in more than 200 ways of killing in a closed room, know hundreds of poisons, make various alibis, and skillfully use fishing lines, tape recorders, daggers, poison needles and other tools to commit crimes. Otherwise, how can you have the nerve to say hello when you meet?

Oh~ By the way, the Detective Conan movie is also going to be released today!

The murderer is called Miyadai Natsumi!!

Don't wait for the kids, get to work.

The cold winter has nothing to do with you. What matters is developing your skills.

Let's encourage each other~

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