Weekly crooked review: The world after Zhou Hongyi wakes up is Lei Jun's affection

I had been following the Universal Internet Conference for a long time and prepared a bunch of jokes to whet your appetite. But I was disturbed by a photo of Mr. Zhou and Mr. Lei.

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This was definitely an event planned by 360, and Durex would not miss such an interesting marketing opportunity. But if I were to write the accompanying text, I would just add this sentence to that version: He said nothing, but the invitation was written all over his body.

In the Internet, a large circle where all kinds of talents gather, especially in the current era of "rotten girls", it is probably common to hear about gay relationships between grown men, but there are also frequent cases of men coming out and admitting to being gay.

[Microsoft released an Android app called "Microsoft Apps"]

Introduction: Although the title is a bit confusing, Microsoft has indeed released such an Android application. "Microsoft Apps" aims to recommend Microsoft's own popular applications to users, even if it is aimed at Google Android, the biggest competitor of the Windows 10 Mobile platform. Of course, after Microsoft announced that it would transform into a service-oriented company, it is not surprising that it would try every means to attract software users on various platforms.

All the employees and leaders of Microsoft must have never watched 007, where the father who raised a baby despite his own son’s objection and was killed didn’t even have a chance to show his face.

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Microsoft doesn't care about the life or death of its own son at all. Has it really thought seriously about this decision?

What's more, Microsoft has so willfully stuffed a whole family of apps into the Android platform, which is like stabbing its own son in the heart with a knife. The majority (I mean 1%) of WP users must be saying:

Even my own father wants to murder me!

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The term pain point is often talked about in the Internet circle. As one of the 1% users, wp*** felt the dawn of solving the problem for the first time: give up the pit and use Android.

The person who made this app must be an undercover agent sent by the opponent.

But the person who is most hidden in Microsoft is probably Bill Gates. He is actually Santa Claus!

[The lucky winner of 2015 "Secret Santa" is born: he receives a gift from Bill Gates]

Introduction: It is reported that Reddit will hold an event called Secret Santa at this time of year, where Reddit users from all over the world can exchange Christmas gifts. Receiving a gift from a stranger is always very interesting and full of surprises, but if it is a gift from Bill Gates, it can only be described as exciting. So who is the lucky person who got Gates' gift this year? She is NayaThjeNinja.

For Bill Gates, a world-renowned rich man, the difference between him and us is that he doesn't worry about what to eat for lunch or dinner every day, but what to buy today and how to spend money tomorrow.

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So here comes the question. It is said that in this event, Gates gave me camping, travel and mountaineering equipment as gifts. Can he give me a mansion next time?
If it is really given, I will hand it over to the country! If you are interested, please help spread the word. I will definitely reward you handsomely.

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However, although Gates dad cannot fulfill my wish, I can beg Zuckerberg ~ he is still very rich!

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[Facebook employee new benefits: live near the company to receive $10,000 subsidy]

Introduction: Facebook recently offered a benefit to employees, as long as employees moved to live near the company, they could get at least $10,000 in subsidies. According to Reuters, Facebook has been implementing this policy for at least the past 12 months. To receive the subsidy, Facebook employees must buy or rent a house, and the location of the house must not be more than 10 miles (16 kilometers) away from the Facebook office area located at One Hacker Way.

This news is about to enter the "other people's..." series, although I strongly want to @ the boss here. However, how can I be a borer in such a company?

This amount of money is not enough to buy a house.

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The editor believes that China’s housing problem will ultimately have to be solved by aerospace. We should find a way to use rockets to send people into space one by one to easily solve all problems.

Star Wars 7 is released. As a brainless fan of this series of movies, I just want to ask everyone:

Who has the gun version? Good people live a peaceful life

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