Today is the day when black technology is booming

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Having said that, every April Fool's Day, major Internet companies try every means to have fun. Today, I will take you to see what information has been revealed this year.

It is said that the functions of Baidu AI DU are:

"Beep": Open a global bank account with one click

Click: Easily become a financial expert

"Di Di Di" warning: multiple protections for assets and soul

Private customization: Provide tailor-made and considerate financial management services

Safe and secure: the world's first brainwave password system ensures impeccable security

AI DU function V: Brainwave password system is safe and impeccable

——But what I want more is... Baidu can make a proper seed search engine.

Not to be outdone, Alibaba has also marketed its own quantum computing.

The complete synchronization of the brain can realize the digitization of the brain and upload it to the cloud - including memory, thinking habits, values, and even IQ and EQ.

The speed will be 100 billion times faster than current supercomputers, which is equivalent to every Chinese person being able to have hundreds of millions of Tianhe-2s.

——Actually, Alibaba’s products are designed to devour our brains… zombies, right?

The so-called film film is: you ask the film boy to put this film on you, and then every time you

Typing, rubbing, belly-sticking, screen-licking, kneeling on the phone...

All of them will bring you the energy to charge in an emergency! !

——So, I no longer have to worry about my phone running out of battery. What a great technology product~

As the name suggests, Tencent wants to use satellite launches to cover the world with its own WiFi.

——While the other two companies in BAT were thinking about how to satisfy your desires, Tencent accurately grasped the fifth indispensable element for people in modern society besides food, clothing, housing and transportation: WiFi! The new phone is really deep~

In simple terms, this is a nail-sized screen that can:

You can make phone calls with hand gestures / take photos and videos with hand gestures / monitor your health / shake hands and exchange business cards

In addition to these general functions, you can also:

Rub your thumb and index finger together to surf the Internet quickly

Pet-friendly communication

Touch the barcode to compare prices online

Ring finger lie detector test...

——In short, we have everything we need, and we are just waiting for nail art O2O to start doing this business.

In the past, the VR glasses we experienced were all stuck on our faces. We couldn't see anything in the outside world, and we felt confused. Finally, Google released a transparent version of VR glasses. Similar to Microsoft's Hololens, it is superimposed on the real vision. And the simple design has nothing but colorless plastic!

Looking at the expression of the guy in the experience video, Banban just wants to say:

Google, are you kidding me? (picking your nose manually)

***, as if this has become an April Fool's Day tradition, countless people want to commemorate their "brother" on this day

Banban just wants to say:

In those old times, on those mobile phone screens, the reflection was not of my brother

But they are the faces of people who have been fooled.

Today is Apple's 40th anniversary

First of all, this is true!!

"There is an old Chinese saying that goes 'at 40, one is free from doubts', which means that at 40, one should be more serious and stop causing trouble for the world. We have learned this lesson. On the day of my 40th birthday, I want to tell you seriously: why don't you celebrate my birthday on WeChat Moments with your newly bought iPhone SE!" - Apple's inner thoughts