April Fools' Day poster collection: Baidu and Tencent show off their black technology

April is probably the most ridiculous month.

You cried and shouted, "April, please be nice to me!"

But

The first day of April is April Fools' Day

From the moment you wake up and check Weibo

The routines come one after another.

The Incomparably Simple Cucumber

They were tricked by major brands .

Now let's take a look

What tricks did they play?

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"Old Driver" Team

Dulux

#April Fools' Day# Did you wear it? Wear it! ! !

Brief comment: Dulux's stain resistance value this time can be said to have reached positive infinity. The April Fools’ Day copywriting seems to be a joke, and it is hard to tell whether it is true or false, but it is actually highlighting the frivolity of the product. However, this picture is really hard for Ma Keting, who has been single since birth, to understand~

Durex

#April Fools' Day# It's okay to be naughty for a while, but if you are naughty too much, emmmm...it's a bit dangerous

Brief review: Durex performed steadily this time, sticking to the festive characteristics of April Fools' Day while not forgetting its essential characteristics as a veteran driver. "FOOL YOU OR FILL YOU", this is probably the most blushing and heart-pounding love words today~

Okamoto

Only a uniformly thin condom can blow up a large balloon that won't burst. To commemorate this great and unique skill, 84 years ago, Okamoto's engineers left a mark on the condom...

Brief comment: Okamoto intends to carry out his tricks to the end on April Fool's Day. In order to highlight its uniform thinness, it actually tricked netizens... I don't know how many netizens will be tricked, you can imagine it yourself~

Durex

[The secret behind the condom's serrations] Professor Dornier Hackney of Monmouth University in the United States found that the male reproductive organ is most sensitive when erect. At this time, if condoms with different feel are frequently changed, it will prolong the erection time and hardness to a certain extent and improve the quality of sex life.

In order to bring users a better experience of having sex, we set up random variables among Durex condoms based on the theory of Professor Dornier Hackney and after 1,231 scientific experiments: each Durex condom with 31 teeth is different from other condoms. Take the Durex in your hand and count them. If you are lucky enough to get a Durex condom with 31 teeth, we look forward to your feedback, which will help us improve our products.

Brief review: Durex's performance this time can only be described as unsatisfactory, which is a bit disappointing to me. This time, Durex is not an experienced driver who focuses on "driving", but has become a top student who studies academics. In order to trick netizens into booking a hotel room, a long copy was released, which is actually a bit boring. Those who can finish reading it must be its crazy fans. Ma Keting still likes the Durex that was so perfect before. So, I want to say, Durex, please wake up!

High-tech team

Baidu

Today, Baidu launched the pet facial recognition system SAFI, which is an innovative attempt to apply Baidu's AI vision technology to pet facial recognition for the first time. We believe that technology can make a complex world simpler.

Brief comment: Ma Keting is really impressed by Baidu’s technology. My heart melted as soon as the dog came out. Regardless of whether this technology is true or not, I believe in it. I have no resistance in front of dogs. I believe this technology will be developed.

Tencent

Tencent, which has always been dubbed "Goose Factory" by the outside world, announced that it has started building the "AI Ecological Goose Factory" in Gui'an New District, Guizhou. We have also developed goose face recognition, goose language translation, etc.

Brief comment: Baidu just launched "dog face recognition", and Tencent followed up with "goose face recognition". What kind of grudge is this! Ma Keting was thinking, is NetEase going to launch “pig face recognition”? The foreshadowing of the first few minutes of Tencent's video is not as good as the last sentence of the little brother. I suggest you watch it to the end~

Alibaba Cloud

Today, we bring a new invention that combines IoT and AI technology to parents all over the world - "Baby Talk Stickers"! It deciphers baby language and learns baby mind reading.

Comment: I will just listen to your serious nonsense quietly. You want to trick me into having a baby again, but I won’t be fooled~

The "Food Delivery" Team

Meituan Takeaway

#April Fools' Day# During the holiday, who is not a little genius who is wise but appears foolish?

Brief comment: Meituan Waimai did not follow the usual path. Starting from the perspective of anti-routine, it found a way to fight back against the typical lies of April Fools' Day. It can be said to be a clear stream in the April Fool's Day trend ~

Baidu Takeaway

#April Fools' Day# If you think this is just a simple holiday poster, you have been fooled

Brief comment: Although I already knew that this is a poster full of tricks, I still couldn’t help but scan it. Baidu Takeout really knows how to guess people’s thoughts! Anyway, Marco Ting scanned it out, as shown in the picture below. It’s up to you whether to continue or not. I can only help you here (spreading my hands)

Are you hungry?

#April Fools' Day#Biometric takeaway box is online today, your takeaway is unlocked by you

Brief comment: Although this technology is interesting, won’t it slow down the delivery speed of the food delivery guy? Such immature technology must be a scam~ (As smart as I am)

McDonald's

Check with your eyes, which one is the real news? Happy #April Fools'Day!

Brief comment: McDonald's released three news items, asking netizens to judge whether they are true or false. But netizens don’t seem to care, and the comments section is full of people looking forward to the return of milkshakes. I hope McDonald’s can put this task on the agenda!

The "Making Things" Team

Lengsuanling

#April Fools' Day routine# Hello, are you ready for April 1st? Come and "make fun" with Teacher Leng. Maybe there will be a surprise April Fools' Day confession.

Comment: This trick is very common. As a foodie, I am not worried about being pranked. What I am more worried about is that all the good cookies will be wasted.

Haier Home Appliances

#April Fool's Day Confession# We are married, please bless us

Brief comment: Good friends finally get married! Haier Home Appliances' tactics this time have attracted a large number of fujoshi fans!

Qia Qia Food

Qia Qia's little blue bottle contains natural sunflower seed essence, which locks in essence and promotes blood circulation; real pecans are naturally activated, carefully selected layer by layer, and bloom with youthful radiance... Okay, I can't make it up anymore, I wish everyone a happy April Fool's Day

Comment: Although it is a general trend for various brands to release peripherals, I still want to ask, if there is this little blue bottle, is it walnut and melon seed flavored?

Be & Cheery

I was so clumsy that I finished making the poster, and the designer said he was lying to me! I don’t care, I’m going to post it! This is the result of my labor

Brief comment: The designer who was kept in the dark said, I won’t take the blame for this! I just wanted to post the pictures I made!

Aimer loves

#April Fools' Day#Can you see it?

Comment: Ma Keting said she didn't see anything. This brand is really amazing. They actually released a blank poster~

After reading these posters, do you feel that the longest road is the routine of major brands?

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