How to please programmers?

As an operations staff, if my boss told me to go east, I couldn't go west. My boss asked me to write an article called "How to please programmers?" I had no reason to refuse. I didn't refuse, but after asking many programmers, I regretted it. I have never regretted it so much in my life!

I regret having entered the minds of programmers and seen such amazing psychological activities.

I thought the picture above perfectly illustrated the programmer's ultimate dream. However, I was wrong...

Programmer 1: I like the girl on the right in the picture~

Programmer 2: I like the monitor in the picture. If I were given this monitor, I could use it for a year!

Programmer 3: The keyboard should be replaced with a mechanical keyboard, the mouse should be replaced with an ergonomic mouse, and the monitor should be replaced with a vertical screen to make it easier to read the code.

Programmer 4: The group of people behind me blocked my space, especially my right hand. How can I type code? I could have given some advice, but I couldn't do anything.

Programmer 5: I want a monitor that can rotate by itself.

As a single woman with a fairly normal outlook on life, I was devastated when I saw these words. I can only say to them: "You deserve to be single!"

Unfortunately, my boss is also a programmer, and he put a knife to my neck and forced me to finish this article. This shows how much many programmers hope that people around them can understand their deepest needs.

Okay, next, let’s get to the point: How to please programmers?

1. Please buy him good equipment: mechanical keyboard, ergonomic mouse, vertical screen monitor (what the hell is this...)

2. Burn incense and pray to Buddha every day, praying for no bugs.

3. Try to distract the product manager as much as possible so that the product will not keep raising requirements.

4. Drive away those who ask him to repair their computers.

5. When communicating with him, please don’t speak sarcastically or beat around the bush. Speak in words that he can understand.

6. If possible, please introduce him to a girlfriend.

Programmers, please share this article with people around you and sing softly: "Ah~~~~As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world~~~~"