Weekly Weird Review | Tell me loudly, what concept did Xiaomi follow when it created the rice cooker!

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Last week, April Fools' Day seemed to be an opportunity for some Internet companies to brag without taking responsibility. So you saw all kinds of weird things like WiFi satellites, etc. (Click here to see the jokes of Internet companies on April Fools' Day)

But some things are true, like this one...

Xiaomi releases rice cooker

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【With the release of Xiaomi's ecological chain brand "MIJIA", Xiaomi finally launched a product related to rice - the Mijia Pressure IH Rice Cooker. This rice cooker, which costs 999 yuan, has attracted great attention since its launch, because Japanese brands sell high-end IH pressure rice cookers for 3,000 to 4,000 yuan, so it has a very obvious advantage at this price. 】

According to unreliable information (the editor's guess), the reason why Xiaomi has the courage to sell the rice cooker is that it also reflects the value of Xiaomi's other products.

In simple terms, the Xiaomi rice cooker is powered by a Xiaomi mobile phone, which generates heat stably and cooks rice quickly. It is made for people with fever!

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"We still need to go far away to see what else we can copy" - Xiaomi philosophy

In my opinion, the current situation is: the so-called Xiaomi ecosystem is to see what else can be copied in this biosphere. It is strongly recommended that Xiaomi develop space business, only the stars and the sea are their future.

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One day, Lei Jun, the boss of Xiaomi, met Ma Huateng, the boss of Tencent. After the two looked at each other for a while, Lei Jun clasped his fists and said: "The master asked you and me to go down the mountain that day. It's been a long time since we last met. Brother, how are you? Let me see what you are copying recently."

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Ma Huateng: You said I only know how to copy, and even made a picture saying I copied Dota, CS, etc. You guys were so happy to scold me. How come Mr. Lei is so happy to copy, but no one criticizes him for copying and says he is cheap? ? ? You ignorant humans

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Tay only says one sentence when she comes back online

[Phoenix Technology News, March 31, Beijing time, according to the technology website The Verge, Microsoft's artificial intelligence chat robot Tay is back online. This time, "she" is not full of swear words, but keeps sending the following sentence, which really bombards everyone with information. "You are too fast, please take a break" (Tay's Twitter). ]

I don’t understand this, please give me your opinion.

Is this also called artificial intelligence?

In this case, I once made an artificial intelligence on QQ, and set the automatic reply to "And then?" It was perfect for chatting with the other party for 10,000 words without any pressure, and the other party was very happy and thought you were a good listener.

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What did she say? What was too fast? Was I too dirty? The second half of the sentence was very considerate and asked us to take a break. Was it possible to pick up the gun and have a second spring?

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After all, its past record is that it has learned countless dirty jokes. Now, is TAY pretending to know only one sentence, and then wait for AlphaGo to launch a coordinated attack? The great party will tell you that only by building a good mass base can you achieve the revolutionary path. If it is a little more dirty, you can win over more people!

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Uber is hiring programmers for in-app gaming code

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[According to foreign media The Verge, Uber has never lacked new ideas, even in the recruitment process. The company launched a challenge called "Code on the Road". If you call a car through Uber, you only need to get a high enough score in the game in the app to have a chance to join Uber. 】

Tell the elementary and middle school students around you that there will be cases for writing essays in the future, and they are very modern cases. The fresh and refined paragraphs will make the Chinese teacher's eyes light up, and they will definitely get full marks. There are all kinds of success stories: how the company founded in 2009 recruited people to achieve a generation of hegemony; you must be careful and good at discovering to find a good job; use time reasonably to move towards success... 60 points worth of ideas, take it, no thanks~

Who will notice this kind of detail? Programmers, people who are so bored that they can only play with their phones, rich people, and people who play with their phones instead of chatting when riding in a car

The joy of life for such people is based on discovering the beauty of details! (Eighty percent of such people don’t have girlfriends)

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In addition, I wonder if there are any friends who can try to sign up. I am just curious about how many opportunities we have missed to become Internet celebrities in the circle of friends because we cannot get over the firewall.

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Xi'an QR code to submit homework

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【Jia Haibin is an information technology teacher at the primary school affiliated to Xi'an Jiaotong University. Initially, Jia Haibin only wanted students to complete their homework on computers. As QR codes became more widely used, he taught students to use the QR code generator function to generate QR codes for their homework and take screenshots, and then send them to teachers via email, QQ, and WeChat. After receiving the students' electronic information, the teacher scans the QR code with a mobile phone, reads the homework, and reviews it.】

This teacher must be a weird uncle, or he is training future girlfriends for relatives and friends. Scan the QR code, and you will get all the contact information of your future girlfriend, watching her grow up. This idea can be put on the market! !

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This is also a story of being enslaved by the wheel of the times. Patients with severe mobile phone addiction have been raised since childhood! Have you discovered this trick of parents? The child finally has a legitimate reason: Dad, the homework can't generate a QR code, I will use the computer to figure it out. After becoming inseparable, there is another opportunity to sell products.

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There are more excuses for not handing in homework in the new era.

Teacher, my homework is 404. Teacher, my QR code has been reduced to one dimension. Teacher, my homework has been eaten by a bug...

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Do you want to teach children to save paper by submitting homework with QR codes? But the QR codes you submit are still on A4 paper...

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Plot twist: Third party hacks iPhone

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[Recently, it was reported that after the FBI successfully unlocked the iPhone of the suspect in the San Bernardino shooting, it actually aroused Apple's interest. The company hopes that the FBI can release the technical details of cracking the iPhone]

Now it seems that all the righteous speeches and boasts made by Cook at the SE launch conference were in vain. The FBI slapped Cook in the face: They told you not to unlock your iPhone.

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Here is also a material for students to write essays: To do big things, you have to be like the FBI, prepare yourself before you go out and brag, and learn to endure hardships! Otherwise, the situation will be very unfavorable to you.

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Sigh silently. . This posture of sleeping on straw and tasting gall is so ecstatic~

Apple: At 40, please be nice to me. FBI: What did you do earlier? Calling me daddy is useless now.

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There is no third party in the world. It's just that two people discussed and tried to find a way to save face. Otherwise, how could the organization that cracked the case come from Japan, the back garden of the United States?

Everyone seems to be having a great time on April Fools' Day?

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【For Internet companies, technology is a natural attribute. That’s why everyone is working hard on black technology. For them, April Fools’ Day is never April Fools’ Day. Like any other time, this has always been a game for truly smart people.】

No matter what the Internet companies show, it seems to be telling consumers: You people are so stupid... so easy to be deceived

Are the people born in the 90s and 00s not too fond of Guo Rong? In fact, April Fools' Day is also Apple's birthday, which is 40 years old this year. Cook promised that anyone who forwarded this article would receive an iPhone 7.

That's All~ Welcome to come back next week to complain about those seemingly serious news.