Seven paradigms for programmers to post on WeChat Moments

The photo of Jack Ma and 13 top scientists went viral on WeChat Moments:

Look at those cool titles. People who can understand them at a glance are not necessarily academic masters, but may also be programmers. Is it true that many people in the programmers’ circle of friends cannot understand them?

In order to better care for programmers, we looked through the programmers' circle of friends and found the 7 major paradigms of their circle of friends! Take a look and see if the programmers around you are like this~

1. Show off your equipment

Programmers really love to show off their new high-tech equipment! 6 out of 10 posts are about showing off equipment~

2. Drying technology

It turns out that the masters also like to show off their sense of achievement. This is the top two in the circle. It is the same as accountants showing off the thickness of their account books, civil engineers showing off their glue writing, and editors showing off their manuscripts...

3. Industry conference

Being able to attend such a conference should be a way to show how awesome you are, right?

4. Share group photos

In this world, some people are still chasing stars at the airport, but others are chasing big stars!!! It’s just that ordinary people don’t know how great these big stars are~

5. Show off your product manager

The abyss between product managers and code is no less than that between Party A and Party B. As the saying goes: there are always SX leaders at work, Party B will always encounter annoying Party A, and code dogs will always encounter troublesome B product managers.

May God bless you!

6. Posting about working late at night

This may be the daily routine that programmers are most familiar with. The reason they don’t post much is not because they are not annoyed, but probably because it happens every day and has become a habitual action dominated by despair.

Due to the special nature of their work, it is unrealistic for most programmers not to work overtime. Dear bosses, please care more about programmers and show it in the form of warm material things!

7. Show off your girlfriend

According to the number of likes in the circle of friends, this type of circle of friends has the highest number of likes, and the comments also achieve the effect of full coverage. Programmers and ordinary people are in a state of joy. Only this one can achieve~

Having headphones, keyboards, skills, taking photos with experts, and the right to attend conferences... none of them are as powerful as having a girlfriend!

After reading these paradigms, do you understand the seemingly cool programmers a little better?