Those popular internet buzzwords were actually written as Spring Festival couplets, hahahahaha…

The Spring Festival is coming again, and the Spring Festival couplets army is officially online

It is said that the couplets in your house are all OUT

Great job, Word brother! Now it is popular to use “Internet buzzwords” to write Spring Festival couplets!

Now, Mei Xiaohua has gathered a group of magical couplets. Let's feel them first.

Hahahahahahaha…

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First couplet: One word disagreement leads to a step-by-step progress

Second line: The power of the wild is there every year

Horizontal banner: Super (chicken) stick

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First couplet: The golden rooster crows and a lot of money comes

Second line: The old monkey bids farewell to the old age, and no one needs to use any tricks

Horizontal banner: 666666

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First couplet: promotion, salary increase, and wealth

Second line: I have money and I can spend money as I please

Horizontal banner: Never eat dirt

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First couplet: Say goodbye to the old year and set your sights on small goals

Second line: Welcome the New Year and earn 100 million from all directions

Horizontal banner: Awesome word brother

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First couplet: I cut off my hands last year, I cut off my hands this year, and it seems that I will cut off my hands again next year.

Second line: We ate dirt last month, we ate dirt this month, and we will definitely eat dirt next month.

Horizontal banner: Why don’t you go to heaven?

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First couplet: I am full and don’t want to do anything

Second line: Staying up late partying and draining the body

Horizontal banner: Go to work on the seventh day of the first lunar month

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First line: The other party doesn’t want to talk to you

Second line: If you need any help, please give me a red envelope.

Horizontal banner: Pure and unpretentious

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First couplet: The boat of friendship never capsizes

Second line: The great wheel of love stands firm

Horizontal banner: Big chicken (good luck) big fortune

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First couplet: There are many ways for young men to pick up girls

Second line: It will be hard to be single next year

Horizontal banner: Never a dog

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The plum blossom fragrance fills the air during the Spring Festival

Good luck to you, peach blossoms are flourishing

Horizontal banner: Come and follow Meihua.com

Awesome! My Spring Festival couplets. If you haven’t bought a dozen yet, hurry up and buy one. If you have already bought them, don’t be sad, there is still time to buy more!

66666... ​​Use Internet slang to write Spring Festival couplets. Come on, joke makers, why don't you try it too~

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