Brain hole: If the world is a game

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This article is compiled from Zhihu, written by Tudou

If this world is a game, how do you kill monsters and level up? How can you get by in this mode?

The legendary "Earth OL" was born, and the second-year mode was opened...

1. Features of Pangu Clothes

• Most players need to participate in the annual epic dungeon mission - College Entrance Examination when they reach level 18.

• Players with lower character values ​​can draw again

• Currently, the largest guild in Pangu Server is the Hammer and Sickle Guild.

• It is the largest producer of mission props on Earth OL.

• When the gold coins reach more than 10 million, you can choose to transfer servers

• Most players are stuck at the stage of buying a house.

• Life and travel experiences are tough

• There are too many hidden bosses. If you are not careful, you will be chased by the boss.

• There are so many tasks. For example, to have a child, you need to complete 20 tasks and get 30 chapters.

• Due to the over-exploitation of server resources such as coal mines and groundwater, the load on Pangu Server was too heavy and the operating environment was close to collapse.

2. National Service Achievements

• #Invulnerable to all poisons# You can get this achievement by leveling up in the national server and fighting for equipment for more than ten years. After getting the achievement, you can rely on skill attributes to strengthen your physique and have the opportunity to improve your bloodline level.

• #You are a good person# A male and a female player form a team. After the female player leaves the team and adds the male player to the blacklist, the male player can get this achievement.

• #Mom, can I go home for dinner?#Obtained after completing all the tasks in the university plot

• #The whole server mourns for you# Obtained when your account is deleted by GM without reason

• #I am a weird uncle#——When a male player above level 20 teams up with a female player below level 13, the male player will receive

• #Lanzhou Shaobing# Ask a question on Zhihu, a branch game of Earth OL, and you can get it

• #Bad Student# Obtained after failing the school side quest

• #Endless homework# This achievement can be obtained after completing tasks from elementary school to high school. The reward is a pair of myopic glasses, and the additional attributes are unknown.

3. A complete list of skills that the national server needs to be prepared for

• Greed - Kill a wild monster to get 1-300,000 coins. Usage environment: Suitable for wild games, not suitable for use on the main route

• Hatred - Use this skill to kill trumpets to increase hatred. When the hatred value is full, you will be red-named and wanted by the whole server.

• Playing dead - After upgrading the Deception skill and Shameless skill to the highest level, you can combine them into a Killing skill. After using this skill on a mount, you can get 1 to 1 million gold coins. However, if the skill level is too low, the target may backfire. What's even more tragic is that this skill is related to the user's character value. If the character value is too low, you may really be killed by the mount...

• Red Wolf's frying pan - After a female player equips it, the killing effect on male players is doubled. It is said that if you combine a frying pan with a washboard, you can drop a book on the husband-controlling secret.

• Potion of Hate - Cooldown time is one night, requires 30 mana points, after use, you will be the only one alive in the dormitory

• Heart of Hatred - Cooldown time varies from one hour to several decades, requires a hatred value of 10,000, and causes varying amounts of damage to innocent players after use (the effect is doubled near the Novice Village)

4. National Server Upgrade Guide

Level 1-3: Drink more breast milk and cry less, and go to sleep when parents quarrel.

Remember the mantra, drink more breast milk, otherwise after drinking a can of Sanlu, your health will immediately have a negative effect, and your HP will be continuously reduced; at the same time, try to pretend to be quiet, because you have no ability to protect yourself at this time, so just sleep more, otherwise you will be killed by wild monsters.

Level 3-6: Cannot learn the language at all, low IQ is the king.

Show your weak side more often, so as not to be mistaken for a genius by your cheap parents and fall into the terrible "training" plan. Even if you are really a genius in operation flow, you must not show your skills during this period, just try to be dazed and sleep.

Level 6-12: Try not to study too hard, just play Dota after playing with clay.

If the initial plan is successful, then you will not be dragged into the terrifying dungeons of Mathematical Olympiad, dance, etc. like other players to practice skills. Try to be humble in these places and don't study too hard. Let your parents see that the dungeons are not very effective, but they are not completely ineffective, so as to create a false impression. Try to have fun, play with mud, play Dota, LOL, etc., otherwise you will have nothing to play when your level is higher. When you are at level 6-10, try to maintain your combat power at an above-average level. If it is too low, you will be abused, and if it is too high, you will also be abused, even if your operation is really unparalleled. When doing big tasks at the mid-term and final exams, remember to deliberately miss killing a few small monsters in the name of "carelessness". You must do your best to complete the first transfer task from elementary school to junior high school.

Level 13-15: If you can’t master the auxiliary skills, you might as well go home and grow dates.

If you succeed in the first task, you should be admitted to a better junior high school. You still won't be outstanding in junior high school, and your studies will be the same as those in primary school, but you must make achievements in auxiliary skills (hobbies), because junior high school is the last time for you to cultivate your lifelong "auxiliary skills", such as drawing, writing, playing ball, sports, etc. You must practice them well!

Level 16-18: Small block of genetic sulfuric acid, the second transfer task must be opened.

The second job transfer is a trap, isn't it? How many people died in the second job transfer mission. In high school, you don't need to hide yourself like you did in elementary and middle school. Just kidding, if you hide yourself now, you will have no chance to transfer in the future. So, in the battlefield of high school, you must be fully prepared to be abused from the inside out, and try to minimize the loss of HP. Killing monsters and completing tasks without regard for your life is the way to survive in high school.

Level 19-22: I am playing the English Level 4 dungeon. I will introduce it after I complete it.

5. History of Pangu Clothes

There have been many god-level players in the history of Pangu Server

• The person closest to GM——Xuanyuan

The earliest president of Pangu server. Since he was the first player to obtain the title of "President" in the server, all players in later generations respected him as the ancestor of China.

Unlocked the [Herbal Medicine] system and the [Vehicle and Ship Construction] skills.

It triggered the national war between the [Huaxia Guild] and the [Jiuli Guild], and reduced the HP of another very powerful player [Chiyou] at that time to almost zero.

• The Greatest Emperor in the World - Ying Zheng

Unlocked the achievement [Unified the Six Kingdoms] and obtained the title [Qin Shi Huang]. He was also the first player in Pangu Server to unify all guilds.

The Pangu server in the [Warring States] era was quite unstable. Because the national war system had just been opened, most players were trying to figure out the national war, and the seven major guilds fought together.

At level 13, Ying Zheng became the president of the [Qin] Guild, and destroyed the other six guilds at level 39. He then unified the input method [text] and gold coins of Pangu Server, and was the first to use the [county system] guild management model.

The epic construction project [The Great Wall] was started (it is said that many players' accounts were deleted~). After deleting the accounts, the epic construction project [Terracotta Warriors] was started with a small account, and it was also awarded the title of [The Eighth Wonder of the World].

Afterwards, many players from the Confucian sects were deleted.

Obtained the ultimate title [The Greatest Emperor of All Time]

• God of Killing - Bai Qi

The title of God of Killing!

He is the MT of the Qin Guild's combat department. He has fought countless war dungeons in his life.

Before he was forced to reduce his own HP to zero, he deleted nearly 800,000 players in total...

Other players were shocked by his extremely high [Brutality] points, so the system unlocked the title of [God of Killing].

• King of Western Chu - Xiang Yu

He is the boss of the Chu Union.

At the beginning, there was turmoil and chaos within the national server, and the Qin Guild revolted because some players were dissatisfied with the guild's tyranny.

Xiang Yu and another player Liu Bang led the guilds they founded to compete for the first place in the national server.

Xiang Yu’s combat power is very high! Especially in terms of strength, his talent points are terrifyingly high!!! Basically, few players could handle him at that time, so he deleted a lot of players’ accounts...

It is said that he deleted it himself in the end because of lack of intelligence...

• Cross-server butcher - Genghis Khan

He is the first player in the history of Pangu Server to start a cross-server war.

From the Chinese server to the European server, there were all kinds of massacres along the way...

It is said that there is a hidden professional player in the European server - the wizard couldn't stand it anymore, so he released the plague. Players like Genghis Khan who are only good at physical attacks have no way to deal with it...

During the battle, he used the military system to order all players with a military status of "prisoner of war" to have their HP reduced to zero, and also used his skills to pile up the "remains" of deleted players into a tower...

• Great Ancestor - Grandpa Mao

Unlocked many honors such as [Founding Father], [First Person in the War of Resistance], and [Party Leader].

When he started his business, Taizu led the main force of less than level 20, ignoring the map restrictions of Razorfen Kraul and Razor Highlands, and faced monsters 10-30 levels higher than them. They were able to ignore MISS, resistance, and defense levels, and survived from the Hunan region to the Shaanxi-Gansu-Ningxia region.

After the victory of the Anti-Japanese War, in the subsequent guild war, Taizu's CP Jiang Guangtou used DKP, money, seduction, and other long-range attack skills in Chongqing. Although many people in the third, fourth, and fifth groups were deleted, under the leadership of the main group, the Red Guild continued to successfully open up Doom and Stratholme, and was preparing to open up Blackrock, Blackwing and other dungeons. The number of players joining the guild also grew to 8 million, with an average level of 49...

6. Hidden BOSSes that need attention in the national server

• Twist vine

Weapon: Blood Eye

Skills: Mahua Teng used his invincible Blood Sharingan forbidden technique to copy the skills and equipment of countless Chinese players. All Chinese players were impressed by his Blood Sharingan.

• Ye Wei

Weapon: Yevi's Poison

Special skills: continuous damage, with curse effect: the curse is randomly selected from obesity, movement speed reduced to 0, intelligence value decreased, and paralysis (it is said that a player has drawn all of them, causing a strong panic in the whole server)

• Li Shuanghe

Weapon: Gun of the Twin Rivers

Special skills: Deterrent effect, double the effect on ordinary civilians; summon 20 NPC thugs

• Fatty Luo

Weapon: Luo Pangzi's hammer

Special skill: Taunt, with sticky effect. This skill is a passive skill. When Luo Yonghao detects malicious intent around him, the taunt skill will be automatically triggered. After the taunt is launched, the enemy will be mentally damaged by 50 to 500, and the title will be automatically equipped: Luo Fatty's defeated general

• Leibus

Weapon: Leibus's Rice Brick

The rice brick is manufactured by Foxconn, the first sweatshop prop factory in China. It is equipped with a high-power fire attribute crystal. Because of its good quality and low price, it is equipped by a large number of combat players. It has multiple functions such as killing, setting fire, keeping warm, and cooking rice. It is really worth the money.

• Little Four

Weapon: Unknown

Special Skill: Invisibility. Xiao Si is a long-standing legend in the martial arts world as an invisible man. It is said that every time someone is attacked by him, they recall: "At that time, I only heard Xiao Si's voice and was startled, but I didn't see him at all."

=====================National Service Forum=========================

[Discussion] The traffic system in the server has been crashing recently.

Especially the prop vendor Malaysia Airlines's air mounts are too bad, causing hundreds of people to have their accounts deleted. . Alas, what a pity

I don't dare to use long-distance air transmission.. As expected, ground transmission is better.

Tell the GM to delete all the NPCs that were teleported

The above person is too extreme. I strongly suggest to ban his account for a few years!

Are you sure that the OP is not testing group time travel? Didn’t they just conduct an internal test of the time travel system yesterday?

Rework this game, it's a mess

The system is not well made. Today, Yunnan was hacked by a hacker with the ID "Earthquake". Fortunately, no player deleted their account.

+1 to the above, but many previous players have deleted their accounts, and the later recovery is too slow. It may also be that the map is not stable enough, not necessarily all hackers.

[Complaint] Recently, there have been many incidents of high-level players killing their secondary players in the Earth OL Pangu server!

I strongly request GM to give an explanation

The game is too bad, and the operation model is unreasonable. The main reason is that many players have spent a lot of time and found that they can't beat RMB players. They are completely disappointed with the game. They just want to kill their secondary accounts before deleting their accounts.

2L The Truth Emperor

The kill was done in the Novice Village. I heard that there are RMB players with small accounts who hired big accounts as bodyguards. The game accelerator used by the big account to kill people is really smooth, without any lag at all.

Pangu Server is probably too well made. The NPC guards in the Novice Village have too high AI. When they see a big player holding a magic weapon (such as a kitchen knife), they run much faster than the small players. . .

Waiting for the 2012 version update, players who can't wait can transfer to another server in time

The main reason is that the RMB players in their area are too bullying.

Killing small accounts is an eternal theme. However, the levels of the ones killed recently are too low, and when one server has problems, other servers don't know how to adjust.

The guards in the novice area are really rubbish.

Which district are you from? We can share our thoughts...

The one above is holding my claws. I am from Hebei Province.

The vice president of Hammer and Sickle, the largest guild in Earth Online Pangu Server, issued an instruction: the underlying reasons for high-level big players slaughtering small players should be solved. GMs of various regions should urgently investigate the reasons and carry out patch updates. However, high-level big players on various servers are not optimistic about this update and think it is useless. More players think that the underlying reason is not the protection of novices, but the strategic problems of guild management that lead to dissatisfaction among big players.

I worked so hard to train a small account, but it was killed by a high-level one.

It's not that easy to say you don't want to play anymore. You must be really pissed off.

You know, the cost of killing a small account is also very high. The game Earth OL is not like WOW, where there are characters like Brother Three Seasons of Rice. The GM of this game is very BT. If you catch it, you will delete the account without negotiation.

=====================National Service Scarf=========================

#Trigger event# Today I heard a bang while walking, I ran over to see, and found that someone had jumped off the building and deleted his account... The way he deleted his account was so scary... I would never delete my account... I got a lot of experience and gold coins...

#BUG# I found a small bug today. It turns out that you can get money by picking up bottles on the road! After a hard day, I got 8 gold coins and a title - Beggar Gang Two-Bag Disciple

#Pure rant# I have been leveling up by beating monsters for 20 years, but I still can’t afford a mount!!!

#Pure Tucao# Don't come to the capital! Every day, you have to wait for 2 hours to get on and off the server, just to brush a copy. Running around the map is more tiring than fighting monsters!

#Please reset the points# I added the wrong points, the production skills I learned can’t make money in this server!!!

#Seeking a team with max-level godly equipment# Level 20, godly equipment, looking for a team with players who have won the title of Bai Fu Mei

#Seeking to join the union# Level 23 freelancer seeking to join the union (Sickle and Hammer Party is preferred)

#求打战# When can we have another national war? I missed the first two times - Reply: Go to Afghanistan to fight in the national war, I guarantee you will have a blast...

#Seeking support# I need to bring my trumpet with me. I will follow if I have equipment. I have a mount and a garden. Those with top equipment are preferred~

#All District Announcement# Player Zhang Cuihua is currently on an epic mission - petitioning. Mission failed, punishment: one year of reeducation through labor

#It's so hard to chase girls# What should I do? I can't pass the fusion mission. Who can teach me how to pass it! That BOSS has super high defense! I have been fighting for more than a month, and now I can just get close...

#Cheat code# I found a cheat code today, haha, as long as you enter "my father is ligang" when something happens, you can be exempted from punishment~ - Comment: LZSB