Weekly crooked review: BAT Three Kingdoms chaos, you need me as Zhuge Liang

As the saying goes, the world will eventually unite after a long period of division, and will eventually separate after a long period of unity. In times of chaos, dangers abound. Dell invested heavily in EMC, and then Shenzhou joined hands with eDaijia, and then Twitter and BAT bid farewell to their followers. The corpses of various O2O newcomers were scattered all over the streets, and blood was spilled all over the ground!

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Ahem~ After all this talk, I finally feel like I didn't learn Chinese in primary school in vain. Excuse me, friends~ I know you actually want to see me, the handsome and invincible editor, haha!

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I believe that everyone will remember the story of Baidu selling Qunar and Ctrip selling Yanhuan this week. The rumors that came out seemed to show us the sinisterness of the capitalists' duel. First, let's review:

Ctrip and Baidu appear in "Where Are We Going, Dad?" How will the next season unfold?

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Not to mention how meticulously the big bosses planned their battles, according to my friend who worked hard at Qunar, the weaker side in this battle, Qunar, has gone from being a rich businessman who lost all his money not long ago to a poor landlord who can't even feed his workers with snacks. There are basically no benefits.

For someone like me who sleeps every day with snacks that are used by the company to destroy our body and soul, after hearing about the tragic experience of a friend who works at Qunar, I wanted to rob the snack warehouse to protect myself.

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This is basically what winter means to us.

but!

As the old saying goes, good news doesn't travel far, but bad news travels a thousand miles. We don't have to focus on this tragedy of a famous family. After all, Double 11 is coming. We are going to happily shop again, right?

Let’s not talk about how Taobao, JD.com and Xun, the company behind JD.com, are trying to seize the land in this war and harvest our hands and money. As a small farmer in a turbulent time, of course I will run away when the soldiers come, and eat the food when I am at ease. The female compatriots of the editor said, of course, I will buy from whoever is cheaper!

No matter how much blood and gore there is, it's just a story.

Of course, now that there are even more external forces joining the battle for imperial supremacy, we finally have the opportunity to join the arms of the British, American, and Persian wildcats when we look for work.

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Judging from the current situation, the so-called BAT Three Kingdoms war is ultimately a corner of the world war. Apple, which sold 50 billion in the first quarter, has done enough brainwashing for the Chinese people. Now even a certain C manufacturer has brought N chins to the public with an aggrieved image of being imitated, which shows how difficult it is to do ideological work among the people.

This makes me sigh: It has only been a few years, and we are as stubborn as children to stick to Fruit brand mobile phones. Similarly, the sudden change in family planning that has brainwashed us for so many years will obviously not bring us millions of Virgo babies in the coming year.

We are all stubborn after all.

(For those who have been criticized above, I bow down to all the big bosses. It’s all the same no matter how you think about it.)

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Although we are all stubborn, we are also able to keep up with the trends and change ourselves.

The Prime Minister had just visited the Entrepreneurship Street, and the topic of entrepreneurship has become more heated. If you don't say that you have a business, you will feel embarrassed to raise your head.

Friends who have not had the opportunity to start a business don’t need to worry. The editor will first recommend some entrepreneurial tips to you.

Although the moves may vary, the mental method remains the same.

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You see, in fact, many people are still like me, still have dreams just like when we were wearing open-crotch pants, and even plan to fly in the sky while playing with paper airplanes. They open their eyes and start to be a little sun shining on the earth. There is really a lot of positive energy.

If you think that just thinking is useless and that you will end up losing your life and property just by thinking, we need to have some real skills to work hard. I have a billion-dollar idea to recommend to you:

What is the existence of a pig farming O2O project that is said to be valued at 1 billion US dollars?

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See, the idea has been prepared for everyone a long time ago!

I only ask for one thing: if you become rich with my idea, remember to use money and other worldly things to insult me! This is the sin I should bear, and it has nothing to do with you! You are the stars of tomorrow, how can such a burden fall on you!

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Who is the next BAT?

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Well, with this analysis, do you have some ideas in mind? To me, the next bat mentioned in this article is fake, and the real rising star is you! ! You who are reading this article! ! Remember that Bill Gates’ birthday is this week. If you forward this article and get 100 likes, you will receive a cash prize secretly given by the world’s richest man. I just tried it, and I’m planning to quit my job to buy a luxury car. Don’t ask me why, the money is too much!

The world is too chaotic, comrades, let’s get out of this!

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