When writing copy, write something funny

1. Know what you know, don’t Google what you don’t know….

When this copy appeared, Google had not yet withdrawn from the mainland market. But now it seems that Confucius should have said this: If you have any questions about domestic affairs, ask Baidu; if you have any questions about foreign affairs... ask the firewall!

2. 1° colder than the ex

When I saw this text, I immediately went to buy a cup. Since I don’t have an ex, I just wanted to experience it for myself. The sorrow of being single...

3. There are two places in the world where weight means status. One is in the sumo ring and the other is in the pigsty.

It seems that not all fat people are disgusting.

4. Our store does not have huge capital, but it has huge chicken legs.

Stop talking and eat it!

5. Windows 10 is not for all of us, but for each of us

When win10 was promoted, this funny copy caused widespread discussion. If it was changed to: Not for all of you, but only for the unique you. Isn’t it much better?

6. People say that women are like books, but your cover is a little wrinkled.

Who said women are books? Everyone says that women are like water, right? You are the book, your whole family is books!

7. Use orgasm as a career for the lower body

Does climax still require struggle? Brother, buy more Huiyuan Shenbao and stop playing with condoms. This is not your world.

8. Our maintenance personnel around the world are bored

Perhaps your salespeople around the world are also bored.

9. Italians love mature women the most... (Gymnastics Class for Middle-aged and Elderly)

Italian: Huh? ? ? ? The confused Italians were caught in the crossfire even though they were far away in Europe. . .

10. I have searched for him for thousands of times, and I will find him as many times as you want.

After reading this copy, I used Baidu to search for similar sentences, and the result was this sentence: No matter how hard you try, you still can't find it. If you don't want to be a virgin, then it's not a virgin. Dirty…..

11. Anything that can make your face white in an instant is not healthy

The only things that can make your face turn white instantly are paint and being frightened!

12. Japanese chicken skewers series copywriting will make you laugh until your stomach muscles

So, I'm going to start making high-quality green onion chicken.

Ah, I wish I could bring the eggs I laid this morning.

How could he be eaten in a place like this?

Absolutely not

Hello, your food is here.

After watching this, I can’t bear to eat chicken. This year is the Year of the Rooster, so I wish you all good luck in the Year of the Rooster again!

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