There is a poison called "seven aunts and eight aunts", let's see how major brands can help you detoxify

As the year draws to a close, in addition to the excitement of the holidays, there is also a sense of panic and anxiety, and "parent-phobia" becomes more serious as the countdown to the Spring Festival approaches.

Two major difficulties during the Spring Festival: the battle to grab train tickets and the series of questions from the aunts and uncles. Those who can endure one of them are warriors, and those who can endure both and escape unscathed are called fighters among warriors.

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What exactly are “dear aunts and uncles”?

According to information from Baidu, the "seven" and "eight" in "seven great aunts and eight great uncles" have no literal meaning. They mean many, chaotic, and mixed, and refer to general relatives in general. Although they are just ordinary relatives, they come to care for your "good" relatives from dawn to dusk. They worry about other families' worries first and then rejoice in other families' happiness. They are praised by the people of 80s, 90s, and 00s as "the No. 1 martial arts master of the Spring Festival."

Feature 1: Language is highly destructive. A few words of gossip can kill you without leaving a single piece of armor. Some people estimate that the lethality of language is no less than 10 hydrogen bombs, which can instantly turn the victim into ashes.

Feature 2: High voice and loud voice. Regardless of the occasion or time, his voice is loud and his earnest concern for the younger generation can be heard within a radius of thirty miles.

Feature three: Seize the weak spot and kill with one blow. House, money, car, children, lover... there is always one thing that is your Achilles' heel. Your aunts and uncles, who are just your relatives, always know everything about you. Knowing yourself and your enemy, you can win every battle and kill them with one move.

Feature 4: Unique expression skills. Progression, repetition, contrast, turning point, leveraging momentum... after a barrage of enthusiasm, you are left with a confused look on your face.

There is a kind of poison called: aunts and uncles!

I survived the annual battle for train tickets, but I couldn’t survive the deadly series of questioning from my aunts and uncles. There is a poison called aunts and uncles!

—Student Edition—

There is a kind of poison called aunts and uncles

How are your grades?

How many points did you get in the final exam?

What's your ranking in the class?

Have you finished your winter vacation homework?

How does the seisei in your class compare to you?

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— Singles —

There is a kind of poison called aunts and uncles

How old are you this year?

Is it 25?

Do you have a partner?

Why are you always single?

When are you going to start looking?

Looking for someone within the province or outside the province?

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—Work—

There is a kind of poison called aunts and uncles

Where do you work?

What job do you do?

How much do you earn every month?

How much is the year-end bonus?

You see, Seisei is doing pretty well, you know?

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—Marriage—

There is a kind of poison called aunts and uncles

How's your object work?

How is his family?

Do you have a house and a car? At least there should be a room, right?

How much money have you saved?

When do you want to have a child?

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How about using relatives and friends to market?

The topic of relatives and friends is brought up almost every year. The amazing thing is that it never gets cold reception and can even become a hot topic during the Spring Festival. Spring Festival marketing is imminent. In this winter when the brain stops functioning, it is better to take advantage of the momentum of "aunts and uncles" to do some marketing.

—— Viral Video ——

With the Spring Festival approaching, how to deal with the aunts and uncles has become a major difficulty for the people born in the 80s and 90s. If you type "aunts and uncles" into the search engine, all kinds of fancy countermeasures will emerge one after another, such as "How to gracefully respond to various questions from the aunts and uncles", "Guide to counterattacking the aunts and uncles during the Spring Festival", "Spring Festival self-defense techniques to kill the aunts and uncles in seconds", etc. Brands may wish to start from this angle and implant their own products.

Yihaodian: PPAP viral video goes online

Are you always being asked about “house, car and money” by your aunts and uncles? Are you always being snatched away by naughty kids for “food, drinks and toys”? Are you always forced by your parents to go on blind dates, get married and have children? What is the correct way to greet the New Year?

Ihavea aunt, Ihavea melon seeds

Shut up, aunt!

The film borrowed the popular PPAP and the lines were played over and over again, making you brainwashed every minute! Finally, the company’s own products are implanted, which is soft and natural and worth referring to!

2. Tmall: New Year, New Ways to Celebrate

Last year, Tmall also took advantage of the hot topic among relatives and friends, proposed a "new way to celebrate the New Year", and launched a "product magic tool" to help you deal with problems in minutes.

From the bombardment of all the relatives and friends, the product is inserted into the magic turn

3. Xiaomi: Flirting Scholar

In response to the "cordial inquiries" from relatives and friends, Xiaomi edited a new version of "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One", but as for the advertisements, they are always unexpected, you know!

New "Flirting Scholar", please click here for the full video↓↓↓↓

——Creative graphics——

If you think that it is too late to design and produce a creative video, why not try to spread more direct pictures and texts~

@Xiaoming classmate

Faced with the continuous interrogation from relatives and friends, either you explode in the process of asking questions or perish in the process of being questioned.

@Midea

What about going home for the New Year and having to act preemptively when facing your aunts and uncles? I have tried it today. As for whether it works or not, you can see for yourself. If you are talented, come up with an enhanced version of acting preemptively!

@Harbin Beer

When visiting relatives and friends, the greetings from aunts and uncles will be warmer. Don’t be in a hurry at this time. The most important thing is to have a happy Spring Festival. Leave the rest to Harbin Beer! (Click on the picture to see the trick!)

20 days left in the New Year countdown, the army of aunts and uncles are about to arrive, are you ready?

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