How to balance eating forbidden fruit and publishing papers while on vacation?

How to balance eating forbidden fruit and publishing papers while on vacation?

Logically speaking

If this happens to an educated adult

It's better to hide forever

To preserve self-esteem

Then why did I regain normal movement and eating ability?

Should I write about this matter again?

You see, the epidemic will pass sooner or later.

We will still travel abroad

If you go to the Caribbean

I hope you can stay away from manchineels.

So you can eat more local food

Don't waste your airfare and hotel money

in addition

I believe that adults would not eat unfamiliar fruits in foreign countries.

(Speaking of this, I am a little unconfident)

But you never know if the children are curious and naughty

When I see beautiful fruits, I put them in my mouth.

And when I first entered

Manchineel is still sweet.

(Speaking of this, I seem to be making excuses for my recklessness)

Finally, I wrote down my experience and submitted it to the journal

Published in a medical journal with an impact factor of 39.890

The British Medical Journal

Although my colleague didn't say anything

But I bet they envy me

I have to say one more thing

I dare to eat anything

But I'm a foreigner

Not Cantonese

Source:

Strickland N H. Eating a manchineel “beach apple”[J]. Bmj, 2000, 321(7258): 428.

Text: Li Xiaokui, Red Queen

Painting: Wang Pichai

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