The women and men behind Jack Ma

Alibaba's brilliant victory on Double 11 once again proved how formidable the women behind Jack Ma are! 57.1 billion. If you win 5 million every day since the day you were born, then congratulations, you can basically win the full 57.1 billion by the age of 31, provided that you don't have to pay taxes.

Sometimes boring numbers may not be so offensive. Alibaba's interpretation of the 57.1 billion big data is always refreshing and unforgettable. For example, women with big breasts are more likely to spend money, and Xinjiang girls in the innermost part of China are more willing to wear bikinis. But compared to these LOW topics that make people smile, the women behind Jack Ma may be more concerned about when their packages will arrive. The extreme pleasure they get from cutting packages with big scissors may make their husbands and boyfriends feel ashamed.

Just as a woman's orgasm can continue to stimulate childbirth, the continuous arrival of packages makes the women behind Jack Ma extremely happy in the week after Double Eleven. But another embarrassing problem is that the people who can make the hormones of these women behind Jack Ma increase sharply are the men behind Jack Ma - the couriers.

No matter how angry men are when they see their empty wallets and zeroed bank cards, the fact is that they spend their own money but let women experience the pleasure brought by other men. They can't help but say FUCK.

Well, maybe there are only 1.25 million men in China who can avoid this embarrassment. This number is the number of couriers participating in the Double Eleven delivery this year announced by Cainiao. Based on this calculation, each courier has to deliver an average of 222 packages out of the 278 million packages generated on Double Eleven.

Of course, in order to avoid being hurt by the anger of angry men, the men behind Jack Ma are working day and night to deliver these hot potatoes as soon as possible. According to the figures released by Cainiao, 40 million packages have been signed for in just three days after Double 11, and more packages are on the way. According to the standard that Cainiao completed 80% of the package delivery volume in a week last year, at least 200 million packages will be delivered in the week after Double 11.

In fact, in recent years, every Double Eleven, there are a lot of voices questioning whether logistics can withstand such a huge explosion. However, since 2012, these questioning voices have been decreasing every year, but the actual package volume has been growing at a rate of nearly 100%, from 78 million in 2012, 152 million in 2013, to 278 million this year. This fact makes me admire the Chinese people's ability to withstand pressure.

Pressure may be the best test. Although the results of next year's Double Eleven cannot be predicted now, with the construction of logistics infrastructure such as Cainiao Network, it is estimated that China's logistics will become more and more adept at dealing with major tests like Double Eleven.

So, regarding Jack Ma's public thanks to the money-spending women behind him in CCTV Finance's "Dialogue" column, I think the men behind him deserve more thanks from Jack Ma. After all, the efforts of men are the key to continuously stimulating the increase of women's hormones!

At this point, the roles of the man behind the spendthrift woman and the man behind Jack Ma are similar.

As a winner of Toutiao's Qingyun Plan and Baijiahao's Bai+ Plan, the 2019 Baidu Digital Author of the Year, the Baijiahao's Most Popular Author in the Technology Field, the 2019 Sogou Technology and Culture Author, and the 2021 Baijiahao Quarterly Influential Creator, he has won many awards, including the 2013 Sohu Best Industry Media Person, the 2015 China New Media Entrepreneurship Competition Beijing Third Place, the 2015 Guangmang Experience Award, the 2015 China New Media Entrepreneurship Competition Finals Third Place, and the 2018 Baidu Dynamic Annual Powerful Celebrity.