If you are a programmer, or you know programmers, you may, like me, be able to discover some very mysterious equations that appear repeatedly in the lives of programmers, making people smile with tears or laugh with tears. Overtime == high efficiency and high output Instant noodles + ham sausage == nutritious lunch Busy == Hard Work == Good Performance Job hopping == salary increase Others get 50,000 a month == I should also get 50,000 a month Code written == work done Almost == I don't know how long it will take to complete Estimated 6 man-months == Actual 16 man-months 30 minutes of coding + 7.5 hours of web browsing == a fulfilling day "This requirement is very simple" == Crazy Ayuan "Go back and wait for notification" == You have no chance I will get off work in a while == I don't know when I will get off work Eating in silence + singing at the top of one's voice == team building Fixing a bug + browsing the web for 7 and a half hours == a fulfilling day The leader is talking alone + the programmers are silent == a group meeting Progress polling + overtime + delayed delivery == project plan tracking and control Product launch == overtime Electronic products == Gifts for goddesses Adjusted leave == overtime benefits Crazy delay + crazy overtime == I'm sorry for that guy Delaying the issuance of year-end bonuses == effectively reducing staff turnover 6 dedicated programmers + 2 lazy programmers == a lazy team Meetings == Collective waste of time Adding more people == exacerbates project delays If you discover a new equation, share it and let everyone resonate with it. |
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