The programmer's secret equation, how many can you create?

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If you are a programmer, or you know programmers, you may, like me, be able to discover some very mysterious equations that appear repeatedly in the lives of programmers, making people smile with tears or laugh with tears.

Overtime == high efficiency and high output

Instant noodles + ham sausage == nutritious lunch

Busy == Hard Work == Good Performance

Job hopping == salary increase

Others get 50,000 a month == I should also get 50,000 a month

Code written == work done

Almost == I don't know how long it will take to complete

Estimated 6 man-months == Actual 16 man-months

30 minutes of coding + 7.5 hours of web browsing == a fulfilling day

"This requirement is very simple" == Crazy Ayuan

"Go back and wait for notification" == You have no chance

I will get off work in a while == I don't know when I will get off work

Eating in silence + singing at the top of one's voice == team building

Fixing a bug + browsing the web for 7 and a half hours == a fulfilling day

The leader is talking alone + the programmers are silent == a group meeting

Progress polling + overtime + delayed delivery == project plan tracking and control

Product launch == overtime

Electronic products == Gifts for goddesses

Adjusted leave == overtime benefits

Crazy delay + crazy overtime == I'm sorry for that guy

Delaying the issuance of year-end bonuses == effectively reducing staff turnover

6 dedicated programmers + 2 lazy programmers == a lazy team

Meetings == Collective waste of time

Adding more people == exacerbates project delays

If you discover a new equation, share it and let everyone resonate with it.