Distorted comment: A slap, a job, a huge sum of 22 million, and a weekend are nothing to me!

❖ I often ask myself recently: How forgetful are you? I can't help but sigh: I even forgot about 22 million! It seems that there is really no other reason for being poor.

TFboys' Wang Yuan appointed as Chief Creative Officer of 360 Mobile Assistant

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360 Mobile Assistant, the largest Android application distribution platform in China, announced today through its official Weibo account that Wang Yuan, a member of the teenage idol group TFBOYS, has officially joined 360 as the Chief Creative Officer (CIO) of 360 Mobile Assistant.

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360 Employees:

Have TFboys only used 360 and never heard of the term "wolf-like" 360? Waiting for you to come, I will make you cry!

Tencent's strategic research department:

When the young man is tired and cries, it is time for me to show my skills. The copywriting is already prepared:

Angry! My baby Wang Yuan was so angry that he cried. May 1st is Wang Yuan’s birthday, but the 360 ​​executives said that Wang Yuan has no special privileges and cannot give him the rest he deserves. Wang Yuan made a bet with 360: If this post doesn’t get 1 million transfers before May 1st, Wang Yuan will stop being a singer. If it gets 10 million transfers, those 360 ​​executives will apologize to Wang Yuan in writing. The contract has been signed. If you like to watch Wang Yuan sing and dance, you must forward it! If not for anything else, just to save face for our child star, if you are born in the 2000s, forward it!

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Gossip lovers:

For this incredible chicken soup story, I just want to say: there must be a conspiracy behind it. Aren’t the post-2000s all giving birth to their children at home?

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Parents and teachers:

Other people's children... No! You should study hard.

Gaode released Q1 report: 360 has the most traffic jams during work hours, and Xiaomi has the most foot massage shops around it

On April 20, AutoNavi and the Daimler Sustainable Transportation Research Center of Tsinghua University officially released the "2016 Q1 Traffic Analysis Report for Major Chinese Cities". The report systematically analyzed the roads, restaurants, and communities around Chinese Internet companies, and found that the roads around Qihoo 360 were the most congested, the number and variety of restaurants around Lufax were the largest, and the number of bathing and foot massage shops around Xiaomi was the largest, accounting for 48% of the surrounding leisure and entertainment services. Most NetEase employees live within 5km of the company.

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Senior netizens:

Are you guys pretending to be serious joke tellers? I know 360 is the most annoying to computer users, I know Xiaomi is a bit of a loser, as for NetEase... hehehehe!!

Veteran driver:

NetEase has a lot of seeds, so of course everyone can’t run that far due to malnutrition!

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Lei Jun:

Xiaomi has made countless efforts behind the scenes, and it has set a new benchmark in the industry, 499 for a night, no bargaining! You journalists always want to make some big news.

SF Express responds to the courier beating incident: Wang Wei says he is not worthy of being president if he doesn't get to the bottom of it

On April 17, in Fuguiyuan District 1, Dongcheng District, Beijing, a SF Express courier riding a three-wheeled delivery vehicle had a minor collision with a black Beijing B license plate car during delivery. The driver of the black car (a middle-aged man) got out of the car and slapped the courier repeatedly, cursing. In the video, the middle-aged man hit the courier in the face at least five times and cursed.

On the evening of April 17, a netizen uploaded a screenshot of Wang Wei’s Moments on Weibo. In the screenshot, SF Express President Wang Wei said, “If this matter is not investigated to the end, I am no longer worthy of being the president of SF Express!”

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Wang Wei:

Although my response was to support the issue internally, I really had no intention of spreading it externally. The matter has become so heated that I just want to say: the kid who posted the post on Weibo should have a chicken drumstick for lunch today.

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The driver who beat people:

Lesson learned: Next time you do something bad, don’t pass cigarettes to each other. Follow each other on Weibo first. Confirm that everything is OK before you do anything bad.

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Human flesh search engine:

We have found 650,000 users similar to the driver who beat people. Keyboard warriors and trolls please be more severe.

PAPI Sauce's advertisement sold for 22 million yuan. China's online advertising market grew by 36%.

The bid started at 217,000 yuan and ended at 22 million yuan. In this so-called "first major event in the history of new media marketing", the bidders were aggressive, the game makers were cautious, and the media and self-media were also adding fuel to the flames. Everything was done in the name of Papi Jiang, but it seemed to have nothing to do with her.

Dirt Master:

After this battle, Papi Jiang is expected to become the most expensive woman in history...

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SARFT:

The reason I asked Papi Jiang to make corrections is to prevent her from accidentally scolding investors... Do you understand my good intentions?

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Ali:

The person who was invested, Papi Jiang, the investment institution, Lirenlizhuang, and the person who brought me together (Luo Zhenning) are all mine. This is a play directed by me, mortals~~

Luo Zhenyu:

You said the 22 million was used to set up a scam, so why don’t you do it?

Microsoft discontinues Xbox 360 video game console: the end of an era

After more than a decade, Microsoft has officially stopped producing its beloved Xbox 360 video game console, which has sold 84 million units since its launch in November 2005. Now, with the discontinuation of the Xbox 360, an era of video games has come to an end.

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Player:

XBOX is so fun! Boss, give me a PS4!

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Computer players:

What is XBOX...it was discontinued before I even started playing it. Are people who switched directly from the Famicom to the computer discriminated against?

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XBox Staff:

What are you doing? I stopped production and you have to say in the comments: I miss the days when we played PS2 together, I miss the days when we played CS, Warcraft, and Dota in the Internet cafe, I miss the days when I played Subor... Have you figured out who stopped production?

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