What is it like to have a girlfriend who works in new media?

What is it like to have a girlfriend who works in new media?

Now there is a profession called new media people

These people can be roughly divided into two categories:

One type is those who do their own media

For example, accounts like Professor Yin and Leisure Lu

The other type is to do official microblogs

For example, the copywriter of a public relations and advertising company

To operate a brand’s official microblog

And if your girlfriend is a new media person

You will know how much they

Different from others

▼▼▼

1

Other people's girlfriends really get off work

Your girlfriend just changes places to check Weibo and WeChat after work

Because of the hot spots, it can happen at any time...

2

Others are having sex. . .

You guys are having sex. . .

(Just be content if you can have sex, because usually she doesn't have time for you)

3

Other people's girlfriend's circle of friends is

Shamelessly posting selfies and showing affection

Your girlfriend's circle of friends is

Shamelessly asking for attention and throwing links

4

Other people’s girlfriend’s Taobao order records

Your girlfriend's Taobao order record

5

Other people's girlfriends read articles just to read articles

Your girlfriend scrolls to the bottom to see the number of views when reading an article

6

Public accounts followed by other people’s girlfriends

The public account your girlfriend follows

7

Other people's girlfriends are slightly pretty

Your girlfriend is full of knowledge——

Please believe that there is no hot topic in the world that she cannot cover, from the history of the South China Sea to the Olympic sports and entertainment gossip, she can immediately talk about it with opinions and insights, and you will not be convinced!

8

Before someone else's girlfriend goes out:

Three hours of makeup

Before your girlfriend goes out:

Still revising, revising, revising

at last--

"Damn, it's too late to put on makeup!"

9

Final note

Your girlfriend, besides writing,

I am anxious most of the time.

The rest of the time I spent scrolling through Weibo and WeChat while feeling anxious.

In view of the various problems faced by new media people, male compatriots, please do not let your girlfriend take even a single step into the new media industry; if your girlfriend is already a new media person, please be more considerate of her, give her some patience, and support her career more, so that your love will go a step further.

Please truly love the new media people around you, invite them to dinner more often, give them more packages, and give them back massages more often.

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