The most "depressing" Double 11 copy is here, you will laugh like crazy after reading it!

The most "depressing" Double 11 copy is here, you will laugh like crazy after reading it!

The annual big shopping festival is here again, and major brands are gearing up.

They make shopping sound fresh and refined, shouting that it is a sin not to buy and long live spending!

“Shopping is not our goal, falling in love with our increasingly beautiful selves is.”

"Last year's clothes will never match your current self"

“The regret of buying something lasts only three days, but the regret of not buying something lasts three years.”

………………

However, many brands have taken a different approach and adopted the "sad" route.

I have to say, Mei Xiaohua was so scared that she quickly emptied her shopping cart~

(1)

@snack

It’s okay to eat more

You won't lose weight just by eating less.

(2)

@Daily necessities

You asked me why I bought it! purchase! purchase!

The reason is simple, who would buy it for you?

(3)

@Shampoo

She has beautiful hair

Why do you look so dirty every day?

That's the difference between you and Mingming!

(4)

@Facial mask

Your ex-boyfriend is doing better than you.

My ex-boyfriend's girlfriend has better skin than you

(5)

@Skin Care

My dear, you will become more and more beautiful.

Because you can't be ugly anymore

(6)

@Makeup

Don't be afraid to be your true self

Scare them to death with your bare face

(7)

@express delivery

In the next few days,

No need to feel sad that no one cares about you anymore,

There is a courier boy!

(8)

@Shopping app

I will get angry with anyone who says you can't do housework again

Can you clean out your shopping cart?

(9)

@Gym

You used to be fat

Now you are so fat

(10)

@Dating website

Others are immersed in the joy of shopping

Only I remember that today is your "holiday"

After being poor for a while, you will be poor again the next time, don’t you think?

So the question is, are you okay after reading these sad texts ?

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