Weekly crooked review | IT circles are full of scheming! Qiangdong welcomes a child, and Jack Ma gives another gift

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In the past week, you may have only noticed the new Apple phone that you don’t know how to take out and install 13. But you may not have noticed that this week was full of so many big things that were not worth mentioning!! Without further ado, just take a look:

Porn Site Expands VR Services

[Pornographic websites have always been keen to embrace the latest technology. Obviously, the recently popular VR (virtual reality) technology is no exception. In terms of user experience, VR and adult websites have a natural fit. As we all know, the biggest attraction of VR devices is that users can have an immersive feeling. And this is also the experience that pornographic websites have been striving to bring to viewers. ]

After hearing this news, Xiaoban believes that the following things will happen soon:

Students with VR glasses can finally stand up straight and be drivers

The students with VR glasses straightened their backs for a short time and then felt back pain.

Students who don't have VR glasses can buy Google straight-panel glasses for 9.9 yuan on Taobao (really cheap, really cheap). The days when people like me in the village can't get enough nutrition are coming again.

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The difference in cup sizes will finally be shown to us in detail. You will know the difference between you and Ms. Aoi. Girls can finally experience what it feels like to not be able to see your shoes when you look down.

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I heard that the reason why girls don’t watch action movies is… they can’t find the resources!! Male compatriots, now you can learn the postures with the girls in the name of studying the development of trendy technology together! Don’t thank me!

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Apple launches refurbished iPhone SE with high profile

[The iPhone SE released by Apple on Monday is actually a hardware upgrade of the iPhone 5s released many years ago. Apple implanted an A9 processor and added an NFC chip to support Apple Pay. In addition, the main camera was upgraded to 12 million pixels. ]

Dedicated editors (like me!) tried their best to show you as soon as possible at 1:00 in the middle of the night. But unfortunately, I fell asleep after watching for half an hour. I regretted it so much at that time. What should I do tomorrow? !

As a result, I was so upset the next day that I found the world was so peaceful when I arrived at the company. I still can't tell the difference between SE and 5S. I guess my boss didn't know how to brag about Apple, so he reluctantly suppressed his itch.

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But it seems that Apple is deliberately targeting China this time.

399 USD = 3288 RMB

499 USD = 4088 RMB

I'm not good at math, so don't lie to me.. Is the big difference between them because they are not expensive enough and not classy enough?

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At the press conference, Apple showed a demo video of a recycling robot it made to promote environmental protection. It seemed as if it was saying: Look! I'll make another SE for you! Just take apart the old phone case and throw it over there! !

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Japanese robot wins prize for essay writing

[A Japanese research team has developed an artificial intelligence program that allows it to write its own novel, titled "The Day the Computer Wrote the Novel."]

When AlphaGo beat Lee Sedol, many people said: Oh no, it’s over. Is the world going to end?! In fact, it was just a game of chess.

Then when the Japanese writing came out, many people like me who just write short stories said: Oh, what should I do? I'm going to lose my job.

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But you should know one thing: playing chess is easy to say, with winners and losers. The concept of good and bad writing is too vague. Mary Sues, rigid rationalists, science fiction geeks, and technology geeks despise each other, so someone will despise something written by a robot, no matter if it is good or not.

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The only advantage of robots is that... First, you won't feel embarrassed if your writing is criticized (friends who are reading this post, please don't criticize me!!), and second, if your writing is not good, you can blame others for unplugging the network cable or having a bug. Anyway, it's not your fault.

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Finally!!!! Japanese robot.. What article is it about? ? ? ?

Suning Tmall builds the first mobile phone store

[Recently, Suning and Tmall have jointly won large contracts from many mobile phone suppliers, including Meizu, Huawei, Samsung, vivo and other mobile phone manufacturers. Yesterday, Suning and Tmall announced that they will jointly build the country's largest mobile phone retail platform and hold the industry's first omni-channel mobile phone festival in the coming April. ]

I think the source of this incident is this: Suning watched the 315 Gala and shouted: "Oh my God! It's actually possible. I'm going to hug Jack Ma's thigh and learn how to fake orders."

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But having said that, I wonder if you have ever thought about this.

Milk tea sister gave birth to a baby these two days!!

The gifts that Ma gave to Qiangdong were always very special. When Qiangdong got married, Ma announced that he would join forces with Suning, and this was a gift for Qiangdong; when Milk Tea gave birth to a child, Ma started a happy career of brushing orders with Suning.

I took great pains to make him remember these days.

It seems that Papa Ma went through so much trouble just to say this to Brother Qiangdong: "I, Brad Ma, want you to remember: if you are not with me, from now on, at every important moment in your life, I want you to remember me."

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Google Maps navigation error, demolished the wrong house

【According to foreign media reports, this absurd incident happened in Rowlett, Texas, USA. Because a demolition company got the street address wrong, it mistakenly demolished a woman's duplex. The demolition company made such a big mistake, and it should be held responsible. There is no doubt about it. It should have demolished another house, but it didn't demolish what it should have demolished, and demolished what it shouldn't have demolished. However, the company is unwilling to take this responsibility. The company's employees pointed to a screenshot of Google Maps and said that the map mistakenly marked the address of the innocent woman's duplex as the address of the house they planned to demolish. 】

Google has done two devastating things recently: its self-driving car crashed into a bus and it demolished the wrong house.

Is this kind of bug a deliberate revenge? Is it a signal to secretly declare not to offend employees of a certain company?

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There is a price to pay for being a black technology company. It is normal to have bugs, but don’t let them scare everyone all the time.

What to do when AI has bugs? Google, please be careful. Don't bring out AlphaGo next time, it will scare everyone. What if someone gets unhappy while playing chess and draws on the board?

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Every time we talk about Google, we have to criticize Baidu. Actually, I think Baidu is pretty good, at least it doesn’t do anything weird. In the Chinese Internet environment full of keyboard warriors, it is so badly criticized even if it doesn’t do anything weird. Baidu must have to be very careful to end up in this state.

Baidu: "Are you trying to discredit me in new ways again?!"

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Microsoft handles 63% of revenge porn

[Microsoft and Google announced new policies: If revenge porn victims fill out a form requesting the removal of these private photos, they will remove these photos from their search engines. Microsoft can even completely remove these photos from the Internet, as long as these private photos are within its sphere of influence. ]

As a force for justice, it is the responsibility of big companies to purify the Internet environment. In other words, let everyone watch the high-cost productions of the teachers and don't fool the audience with any random small films. I guess Microsoft and Google want to convey this message.

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On the other hand, in order to enhance the influence of Microsoft employees: these videos have been processed, but they have not been deleted. So you can indirectly ask your Microsoft colleagues around you. Maybe they have hidden a lot of movies in secret, waiting to blackmail you.

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It seems that this kind of righteous thing threatens me = = Maybe soon the matter between me and the fifth girl will be exposed.

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Finally, I have finished complaining. Please remember that I am pure. It is just that the world is too dirty this week!!

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