The most seductive love poems of 2018! Take it and use it!

It is said that an experienced and excellent copywriter must be a walking knowledge base, knowing everything from astronomy to geography.

But on the road to advancement in copywriting, all the math, physics, chemistry, politics, history and geography that I had learned had already been returned to the teachers. While we are drinking tea to maintain our health and treating life as a material library, a large number of post-00s are catching up unknowingly, which is really scary...

Recently, a love poem written by a freshman high school student in Hangzhou has become popular on the Internet. They applied geographical knowledge to the extreme, and their works can be regarded as the most seductive love poems in 2018. I don’t know if you can still understand it.

They told me

A girl's heart is made of water

No wonder

My love is Hengbo

Note: Seismic waves are divided into transverse waves and longitudinal waves. Transverse waves can only propagate in solids, while longitudinal waves can propagate in solids and liquids. So, the girl's heart is made of water, and my love is horizontal waves. No matter how hard I try, I can't reach the girl's heart.

Over the Himalayas

May the world turn into an ocean

May you and I return to our first encounter

Note: It means "The sea may turn into mulberry fields, but our friendship will never change.

The day you left

If you cross 180° from west to east

Only yesterday, no tomorrow

Note: When crossing the 180° meridian from west to east, it is possible that you do not cross the international date line, and the date will not change. I wish I could freeze this moment before we parted.

I have seen the Canary Current meet the Japanese Current

I have seen heavy rain in the Sahara Desert.

See the front of the anticyclone

Haven't seen you

Note: The probability of occurrence of several natural phenomena in love poems is extremely low, and the feeling of regret is expressed to the maximum extent through the contrast between what can be seen and what cannot be seen.

The sun revolves around the earth

Behind spring comes winter.

The Atlantic Ocean is larger than the Pacific Ocean

And you're thinking about me

You are the sun and I am Mercury

They all envy me for being so close to you

But only I know

I've never really been close to your heart

You are the sun

I am the North Pole

I've been going around in circles all my life

I can't get your attention

I am the blue planet,

You are a yellow-red villain

Spring, summer, autumn and winter, the temperature is up to you.

You are the eye of the tornado

The storm outside

You are the peace of my heart

After reading these love poems by post-00s,

I have to sigh,

The Yangtze River's waves behind push forward the waves ahead

We, the uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters, have

Shot on the beach

In addition to geography

Post-00s still use

Love letters to chemistry and mathematics

Chemical Edition

I'm willing to accompany you,

Slowly oxidized

Getting older

H At Tc .

Honey

Os As At Ge Nb .

I love you deeply

Nb Pu Kr Y Pu Li Os .

You can't ignore me

Zn Li Pu Kr YU Tl Ag .

There can't be anyone else in your heart

Ga Os Pd !

Marry me!

Waiting for you silently

Until my carbon 14

Few left

Note: If you can’t memorize the periodic table well, you can’t even understand the confession, and the poor student will cry silently!

Advanced Math Edition

Note: The author is a student from Harbin Institute of Technology. He used the third-order determinant of linear algebra to explain how the love letter is calculated: | a 0 b | | 0 c 0 || d 0 e|=ace-bcd.

This love letter applies this formula, a is me, b is life, c is to have, d is you, and e is luck. The result is: (I am lucky) - (I have you in my life). If the minus sign “-” is regarded as the Chinese character “一”, it means “I am lucky to have you in my life”.

Note: It is said that this is the first place post for three-line love letter at Fudan University, which is equally puzzling. The answer given by netizens is: from the closed interval of strangeness to the open interval of love, what flows is the years, what remains unchanged is time, but there is a love that will be remembered forever.

other

Note: I miss you

Note: I want to be with you forever

Note: The love between you and me is just right

Note: Your every smile touches my heart

Note: You are my destined fate

I miss you so much

But I can't see you

You take a deep breath

Can you smell me?

I know you,

There are many things to say to me,

Unfortunately, I don’t have time to look for you!

Note: When an adult says "I will support you"

I remember a line from W Creative Company:

Don’t be an advertiser, just be a creator.

These post-00s,

No doubt each of them is a creator,

Turn boring textbook knowledge into emotionally rich poetry;

The cold digital symbols are endowed with deep affection.

There are huge brain holes behind these copywritings.

There is endless potential for creative advertising in the future.

I can't help but think back,

When I wrote love letters,

Why didn't I think of these ideas?

Otherwise, the male god would have been attracted by it long ago

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